You ever been so broke the ATM ate your card?

[Wildin]

My homie said

"Pull up to that ATM I gotta deposit my check."

So I drive over to it and he hops out and does his thing. He comes back to the car..

"(inaudible, sounds like 'it ain't my card')"

"Ain't your card?"

"(Again muttering inaudibly) " ain my card..."

"That's not your card?"

"It 'ATE' my card."

"It ate your card? what the fukk does that mean?

" I was overdrawn and when I put my card in and deposited my check it ate my card. "

"Did you put more in than you owed?"

"Yeah, but I've been overdrawn for like 3 weeks, I got to go in the bank."

" So you put your card in, and it ate your shyt like Scooby snacks?

I was laughing for like 10 minutes , not at the homie but the situation. I never knew that could happen. It makes sense that you don't need the card if your account is closed but the machine eating your shyt like " thanks nikka!" Was hilarious to me

 

[lowkey0z]

lmao nikkas be fully aware of the fukkery they engage in but still got this face on when the inevitable happens like

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

He a fool for even going to the ATM at that point

Just go to a check cashing spot that only charges 1% and call it a day b...

 

[Imhotep2]

Lol

 

[ChatGPT-5]

3 weeks overdrawn? They put a flag on his shyt days ago. He probably even tried to put blank paper in the envelope and draw some more but the bank was like

 

[Imhotep2]

"Yo breh, Pullup to the ATM I gotta deposit my check "

ATM:

 

[mortuus est]

i think it does happen or use to

 

[Collateral]

I can't even laugh because I've been there myself

 

[Wildin]

"Yo breh, Pullup to the ATM I gotta deposit my check "

ATM:

The phrases

Yoink

Gotcha

And a lip smacking / chewing noise perfectly describes the arm's response.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

"Yo breh, Pullup to the ATM I gotta deposit my check "

ATM:

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Nah my bank just charges me 35 every time I go over

 

[Stir Fry]

Should've just deposited it via the bank's mobile app

 

[Take It In Blood]

U ever been so broke u were forced to eat the crust at the bottom of ur feet as a snack?

 

[J.E.T.S]

U ever been so broke u were forced to eat the crust at the bottom of ur feet as a snack?

Nah. You're the only corn chip eating ass fella on this website bruh. Chill out

 

[Shabazz]

Nah. You're the only corn chip eating ass fella on this website bruh. Chill out