you ever been so obsessed with someone

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so obsessed that you started stalking them? :mjpls: and fantasizing about them all day? :noah:

if i meet a bytch i like i start thinking about her all the time and thinking of things i would do to her sexually. and just imagining our lives if we were married :wow:

i start stalking them online, too. i google their name to see if they have a instagram or facebook and i jack off to their pics. :noah: i also find ways to 'accidentally' walk by them in public. theyy probably wonder who ths guy they keep seeing is :mjpshh:
 

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i have a confession

when i jack off to them, i cum onto their pic on my laptop and imagine them eating my jizz

i clean my laptop screen after tho :whoa:
 

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i have a confession

when i jack off to them, i cum onto their pic on my laptop and imagine them eating my jizz

i clean my laptop screen after tho :whoa:
figure out what you want. ask yourself why you want it (why exactky do you think it will make you happy, be real with yourself). if you still want it, devise a logical plan to get it, eat.
 

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i have a confession

when i jack off to them, i cum onto their pic on my laptop and imagine them eating my jizz

i clean my laptop screen after tho :whoa:

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I can have the real thing? How? :noah:

Step your game up. Talk to her. Take it easy, don't rush in for the kill like a n00b.

I've found courting women to be an exercise in overcoming her hurdles and walls...til you hurl it into her walls. :shaq:
 

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Step your game up. Talk to her. Take it easy, don't rush in for the kill like a n00b.

I've found courting women to be an exercise in overcoming her hurdles and walls...til you hurl it into her walls. :shaq:

What if my dikk isn't big enough to hit her walls? :lupe:
 
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