Sensitive Christian Grey
The Fisher King

Was on a field trip when this chick was doing this 'describe your future partner' game shyt. I was just looking out the window when one of the guys goes 'who's Vauxhall gonna marry?'
'Oh he's gonna marry an African.' And everyone was straight

I was all

shyt pisses me off to this day kmt. Like the fukk? You really have that little faith in a black mans loyalty that there's a fukking look. Not even a gauge of personality, actual personality - values and shyt, not manners or behaviour. Absolute bullshyt fam