You ever been with a chick who's ass stank?

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Had a few unfortunately.

The worst was this big booty yellow bone chic I was use to fukk with back in 2012. It was a hot day and she had on these black leggings that she had been walking around in the entire day. Her ass was bouncin and jiggling all over the place. All my nasty ass could think of was getting her out those leggings as quickly as possible. fukk a shower. We came back to my place I told her I wanted a quickie and had her bent over the arm of my couch. She smelt like hot booty juice and creek water. The smell was so offensive I almost fell back... but I still smashed because I was young and super horny. I got my nut and took her back home. After that day I made it a requirement for her to wash up beforehand.
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There have been a couple of times were a chick might have that extremely teeny, tiny leak of boo boo juice and I saw it while hitting from the back. (usually after a night of drinking)
in the interest of not killing the vibe , I didnt say a damn thing.
I mean there was no smell either

but one time I was recording a homemade flick with a chick when that happened and she went back and watched it. She was mortified like "why u aint tell me I forgot to wipe?."

I was like "bish why u forget to wipe, Am I running a Daycare":gucci:

she was stuck and the embarassment turned to laughter and shyt ended well
 
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I fukked this Ethiopian broad her ass is huge and I went to her house she had just gotten off work…she took her clothes off and i got hit with the smell…wasnt nothn visually in her crack or nothn

So i did the :hhh: face with my head turned and fukked doggy…i would hold my breath for like 6 seconds n shyt


Lmaoo
 

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Hooked up with a really THICK girl before, like ass was huge. I was hitting from the back and all I smelled was ass. Thats when I knew I could never sleep with a woman that thick again.

I had a similar experience. A Pawg with a big ol booty. Bent her over for doggy and got a wiff of straight up ass. Like she diddnt wipe properly. I tried to power through it for a min or two but I just turned her over and finished asap. Smelled so bad I diddnt want to fukk her for at least 2 weeks.
 

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I had a similar experience. A Pawg with a big ol booty. Bent her over for doggy and got a wiff of straight up ass. Like she diddnt wipe properly. I tried to power through it for a min or two but I just turned her over and finished asap. Smelled so bad I diddnt want to fukk her for at least 2 weeks.
Yea, shout out to the savages that can tolerate the smell of ass while fukking. I don’t have it in me :hhh:. I’m convinced that once girls ass reach a certain size, it’s impossible to keep it odorless
 

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I had a similar experience. A Pawg with a big ol booty. Bent her over for doggy and got a wiff of straight up ass. Like she diddnt wipe properly. I tried to power through it for a min or two but I just turned her over and finished asap. Smelled so bad I diddnt want to fukk her for at least 2 weeks.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

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i have. i really wanted to eat the puss but i creeped up to it from behind and got hit that funk. i played it off and just kissed the ass cheek and came back up for some head
:bryan: At played it off and kissed the ass cheek
 

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I had a similar experience. A Pawg with a big ol booty. Bent her over for doggy and got a wiff of straight up ass. Like she diddnt wipe properly. I tried to power through it for a min or two but I just turned her over and finished asap. Smelled so bad I diddnt want to fukk her for at least 2 weeks.

:mjlol::russ::dead: Breh put her on time out!
 

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The girl I lost my virginity to was like that...kind of. She was this thick, homely looking Latina/White mix. She dropped the drawls and lifted the skirt, then the smell of musky a$$hole slapped me in the face like one of those slapbox competitions on YouTube.

I deadass almost fell back when it hit, but then that shyt started to smell sweet:wow:.

I didn't shower for two days after, and didn't wash those boxers for close to 5:wow:.
😭😭😭😭
 
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