You ever froze up when a super bad chick approached you?

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:snoop: It has happen to me once.

So here's the story, I was in the 11th grade and use to stay after school for volleyball practice. And at my high school, it would be only about 12 teachers/administrators who stayed after school so it was very little adult supervision (keep that in mind as you read this). So one day before practice, this girl who I had a class with came up to me and said her home girl had liked me and wanted to talk to me after school and I'm like cool:pachaha:. So schools ends at 1:15 on Wednesdays and practice didn't start til 3 so once school got out me and my homeboy Jon sat and chilled in the courtyard waiting for them chicks to appear. I had told him one was trying to get with me and he looked at me like:myman:. Shortly after that, the girls came and sat at the table with us. And I was all like :krs: when I saw it was the Puerto Rican/Columbian mixed girl from my English class. Her name was Jomari and the first 5 minutes she looked at me with the:shaq:. And I was siting there quite as hell like
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So my homeboy Jon had finally started the conversation and got both girls to talk and laugh and sh!t. And I'm still siting there nervous as hell. Time starts to go by and my homeboy is kissing and making out with the other girl and Jomari was looking at me like :stopitslime:. So more time end up going by and the girls leave and we goto practice. My homeboy got the other girl number and ended up smashing and I ended up getting the :stopitslime: face from Jomari all year.:mjcry::mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:
Tell your story brehs.

*** This thread is a remix of http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-been-oblivious-to-a-chicks-advances.105838/
 
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:snoop: It has happen to me once.

So here's the story, I was in the 11th grade and use to stay after school for volleyball practice. And at my high school, it would be only about 12 teachers/administrators who stayed after school so it was very little adult supervision (keep that in mind as you read this). So one day before practice, this girl who I had a class with came up to me and said her home girl had liked me and wanted to talk to me after school and I'm like cool:pachaha:. So schools ends at 1:15 on Wednesdays and practice didn't start til 3 so once school got out me and my homeboy Jon sat and chilled in the courtyard waiting for them chicks to appear. I had told him one was trying to get with me and he looked at me like:myman:. Shortly after that, the girls came and sat at the table with us. And I was all like :krs: when I saw it was the Puerto Rican/Columbian mixed girl from my English class. Her name was Jomari and the first 5 minutes she looked at me with the:shaq:. And I was siting there quite as hell like
200w.gif

So my homeboy Jon had finally started the conversation and got both girls to talk and laugh and sh!t. And I'm still siting there nervous as hell. Time starts to go by and my home is kissing and making out with the other girl and Jomari was looking at me like :stopitslime:. So more time end up going by and the girls leave and we goto practice. My homeboy got the other girl number and ended up smashing and I ended up getting the :stopitslime: face from Jomari all year.:mjcry::mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:
Tell your story brehs.

*** This thread is a remix of http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-been-oblivious-to-a-chicks-advances.105838/
Damn. I never had the problem of women comin for me:mjcry:
 

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Not saying im a super bad chick or anything :whoa:
So this one day i was at home, and one of my lil bro's friends came by our house looking for him, so i open the door and he's like
"Ruueeee whe--re--s yo-ur bro-ther , we we we got plans " he's stuttering like a MF :mjlol:, im feeling cool for having some kind of effect on somebody of the opposite sex :smugfavre: Later that day i ask my bro if his friend has a bit of a stutter, he says YES :heh: ,
and here i was thinking i took his speech away :mjcry:
 

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Not talk to but I froze up when the baddest chick Ive ever pulled told me she wanted to smash.

Pulled the baddest chick of my life when I was working at a restaurant, she came in wiht her friends and we stared each other down. Went over intoduced myself in front of her friends, told her I wanted to take her out, ddropped my number.

She texted me the next 30 mins. Made plans for that thursday. Took her to putt putt, made ridiculous moves, bruhhh my game had never been so smooth. I had her tounge down my throat in public within 4 minutes of playing putt putt. But in my simp mind, shes wifey material and I hadnt even thought it out. I just thought I'd try to feel her up and kiss her. Little did I know I would finesse it so quick.

THe whole night she had been talking about how shes so tired, and how everything in her apartment is packed cuz shes moving in the morning somewhere new in the city. How she had to be up early.

So I takeher home and pull up on the curb by the stairs leading to her apt. She kept saying shes really gotta go, cuz she has to be up early to move. So i'm confused cuz she keeps saying it but at the same time won't leave, but she keeps bringin up how everythings packed up. So I'm thinking shes trying not to invite me in or smash.

We just making out and feeling each other up in the whip, she pushes me a way.... *record scratches*
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What are you doing?! Are you just gonna stare at me or are you gonna come get this?!

I froze. I kept kissing her and didnt make a move. She starts leaving and saysI dont understand you, I can't read you.

She's a psych/social-worker. Attmpting to crack a joke as she got out I said... "Read me? don't take your job home with you"


Never heard from her again.
 
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