You ever froze up when a super bad chick approached you?

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I met TLC back in the day. I was a huge Stan for Chili back them. Most nikkas wanted T-Boz. But I ain't into light skin chicks like that :camby:



Completely random. we drove to Tampa to stay with my homies aunt and hit some clubs. Pull up to the house and there is a big body Benz in Her drive way. I knew it was not his aunts. She drove a raggedy convertible Pontiac Sunfire.:ohhh:

We walk in the living room and they were sitting there. :gladbron:this was before left eye died.

My homie was a pretty motherfukker. He starts hollering at Tboz off rip. I look at Chili and I fukkin freeze :to:. I open my mouth to say hello and nothing but a croak comes out :snoop:

Chili is like :dahell:. Left Eye was :wtf:.

Left Eye introduces herself and Chili and ask my name. I was so entranced with Chili brehs. :mindblown: she had her baby hair all slicked down in the front :noah:. I opened my mouth to say some mack shyt. Another croak. :sadbron:. This time Left Eye was like ... You sound like you got a turkey wing stuck in your throat. :krs:

Everybody bust out laughing :umad:


Then they left shortly after that.....
:ld:

My homies aunt went to school with one of thw chicks moms in atl. So she knew all three of them from way back. I blew it brehs. :damn:
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I have more than a few times in the past :francis:


I'd always think " Why is she talking to me:lupe:"


"does she realize I'd prefer to be practicing combo's and 1 frame links":lupe:

"Does she realize that my convo is weak as hell":lupe:


"whats the chances of her liking video games":lupe:


"omg omg there has been 3 seconds of silence"

*abort abort abort*


:mindblown:




Me: "Well is good talking to you"

*walks away*

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i think every man has @ some point
 

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Yes. Or just too stupid and young to realize what I was doing. I left my wallet at a girls house. She told me to come to her house to go get it. I said nah, bring my shyt. She said, "Thomas, come to my house to come get it." :snoop: Why, why was I so dumb?!
 
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