you ever go to take a sip of bottled water..

[diggy]

and forget to take the cap off in public...I be like

I been opening and closing this bottle so much, thought I left it open

lady lookin at me like

i wish i had a pack of mentos in my pocket to fix the situation, just took my L and kept moving


shyt was almost as bad as when i was talking to my boy coming back from fishing and damn fell off the sidewalk and broke my ankle in mid sentence

lady out front her house moving in was like , I aint even look back

 

[Banned Account12]

i was walking in Target last week and the door slammed on me while i was en route of walking in....in front of a bad bytch and her kids

they was laughing they ass off

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

now you got AIDS from that dirty ass cap.

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[BrownSound]

i did that wit a 40 when i was drunk as fukk