You ever poop your pants before?

[Martin Luther Bling Jr.]

You be sittin there thinking you're about to fart like

Then it comes out a little more solid than you anticipated

And at first you then then then

 

[unit321]

All the time.

 

[Strapped]

One time

 

[Mowgli]

Was at a bowling alley and had to drop some doogin. I held it in but a doo doo ball broke off. Im walking through the alley and i can feel that doo doo ball trying to free itself from my draws. It eventually does and i walk slow tryin to keep it from moving. Im walking in the walk area of the alley and that ball just rolls down my leg onto the floor. No one saw, so i kicked it under a eating table and walked away like

 

[Miggs]

Was at a bowling alley and had to drop some doogin. I held it in but a doo doo ball broke off. Im walking through the alley and i can feel that doo doo ball trying to free itself from my draws. It eventually does and i walk slow tryin to keep it from moving. Im walking in the walk area of the alley and that ball just rolls down my leg onto the floor. No one saw, so i kicked it under a eating table and walked away like

i dont know about some of you dudes...

 

[Sampson]

Went to a restaurant, trying to be cool and order something different. Decided on the quail.

Got home and told my wife that I wasn't feeling well.

Started throwing up uncontrollably.

Let out a fart that turned out to be violent diarrhea.

This went on for about a half an hour until I was totally dehydrated. A terrible feeling brehs.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

ROFL

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

 

[Mowgli]

i dont know about some of you dudes...

I was 5 bruh. fukk ima do when that dookie ball break off? It was too late to run to the bathroom.

 

[Mowgli]

My girlfriend got me fired a job after she brought over some demonic strawberries. We spent all day eating these joints and ended up getting the runs. FOR DAYS. I was literally planted on a toilet for hours at a time with faucet culo. My job already hated my guts so they used it as a reason to fire me after i coudlnt come up witha Dr.s note. Im like, how ima go see a Dr. when im running to the toilet every 15 minutes.

 

[killacal]

fukks wrong with y'all buttholes?

 

[Olu Dara]

Yeah it has happened

not gonna lie brehs

 

[Olu Dara]

Was at a bowling alley and had to drop some doogin. I held it in but a doo doo ball broke off. Im walking through the alley and i can feel that doo doo ball trying to free itself from my draws. It eventually does and i walk slow tryin to keep it from moving. Im walking in the walk area of the alley and that ball just rolls down my leg onto the floor. No one saw, so i kicked it under a eating table and walked away like

Oh shyt I'm dying here breh , this story can't be real tho

 

[Mowgli]

Oh shyt I'm dying here breh , this story can't be real tho

Whys that? Its just the descriptive language thats throwing you off. In short, i had to shyt, couldnt get to the bathroom, held it in, a doogin ball broke off and rolled down my corduroys. I saw it hit the ground and kicked it under a nearby table in the walkway before you step down to the lane area. I was proud of myself.

 

[AkaDemiK]

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