You Ever Pulled A Cougar? Share Your Story.

Carolina Slim

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Just approach one. Like the breh said, they give no shyts. They're waiting to get their backs blown out. Divorced ones are low hanging fruit :ahh:

Some of the married ones, too... Especially in the corporate world. I had a married one who stayed throwing game at me over the office instant messenger. Lotta times they're just bored, especially if they got married real early and didn't have time to "find themselves" :shaq: Then they wind up hitting their late 40s early 50s and be walking around the office in tight short skirts and pumps tryna attract a n1gga. One of my former managers at my old job was this large breasted married redneck broad and was letting my n1gga from IT knock it down on the regular.
 

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Oh yeah. I had one cut into me that had me like :whoa:. She gave me her number, but I told her I'm married. She was like "I know, me too :shaq:". She asked me how long I been working there since she came from another area. I told her five years. She was like "You been working at GM for five years, and never cheated? :stopitslime::duck:. Everybody here cheats." I told her I was good cuz I got a good one and I'm not fukking up my kids' life for a nut :why:
 

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tried but haven't crossed the finish line yet :mjcry:

last 2 slam pieces were older than me though. But i need to knock the dust off a thick, attention-depraved cougar/milf brehs. :wow:
 
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All facts this really happened Breh.


shyt was:blessed:



Since then I smashed a two 33 year olds (I was 28) and a 42 year old (earlier this year I'm 29)


That 42 year old's sex was OFF-THE-CHAIN.



I miss her:mjcry:
 

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Yeah, walk with me.

This was a slow burn setup, but I was going to a hand surgeon due to a broken finger from Judo. The office manager was a nerdy (which was an act) Filipina/White MILF with glasses who was very flirty and chatty when taking down my info. A few sessions later, I am discharged from the surgeon's care and I slip my business card to her on the low. Not less than a few hours later, she hits me up to meet at a hotel since she had teenage boys at home.

She told me she was plotting on me since I came into the office, but she couldn't sleep with a patient, so she waited until I made a move and was out of the doc's care.

By far, the best sex I ever had, head game on point, kitty kat wet and tight, and we had a lot of fun and crazy afternoons. Total submissive and did whatever I wanted as she deferred to me in order to control the bedroom game. Not a freak, but a nympho...

Oh, she had the depo shot...so:
#Nopullout
#Rawdog
#1700s style

Eventually we parted ways as she wanted a relationship instead of having her back blown out on the regular....

All I can say is hit up hospitals and medical practices...they will be there....
 

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Yeah, walk with me.

This was a slow burn setup, but I was going to a hand surgeon due to a broken finger from Judo. The office manager was a nerdy (which was an act) Filipina/White MILF with glasses who was very flirty and chatty when taking down my info. A few sessions later, I am discharged from the surgeon's care and I slip my business card to her on the low. Not less than a few hours later, she hits me up to meet at a hotel since she had teenage boys at home.

She told me she was plotting on me since I came into the office, but she couldn't sleep with a patient, so she waited until I made a move and was out of the doc's care.

By far, the best sex I ever had, head game on point, kitty kat wet and tight, and we had a lot of fun and crazy afternoons. Total submissive and did whatever I wanted as she deferred to me in order to control the bedroom game. Not a freak, but a nympho...

Oh, she had the depo shot...so:
#Nopullout
#Rawdog
#1700s style

Eventually we parted ways as she wanted a relationship instead of having her back blown out on the regular....

All I can say is hit up hospitals and medical practices...they will be there....

OMG man...that sounds soooooo amazing!!!
:sadcam::mjcry::blessed:
:salute::myman:
 
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