You ever thought you had a serious STD?

[Formerly Black Trash]

I had a TERRIBLE cough for 3 months
Two of my relatives was like u know that’s a sign of AIDS right
She said that shyt so casually I was like bytch

Anyway every day I’m in the car and WJLB is playing these AIDs get tested commercial
Mi finally go to the doctor
Borrow my moms car
I tell the doctor I got a bad cough for a long time and she’s like
You get tested?
I take the test and get an X-ray
I leave out and the AIDS/HIV commercial comes on as I’m leaving out the parking structure
I’m like oshyt
I don’t get a call back for a few months so I call the doctor
They tell me I’m good

If this story had gone another way I wouldn’t have posted this
That’s why I think it’s tacky whennikkas who post their test results on social media

@General Mills

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

@skeetsinternal
@Luck

 

[skeetsinternal]

@skeetsinternal
@Luck

Yea. I was touching the veins on my dikk and they kept moving like snakes evetyevery time I press down on the veins... I thought it was a wrap

 

[Doobie Doo]

OP they cured AIDS yesterday

STOP ALL THAT CRYING

 

[No Hook]

I had the clap when I was younger runnin around being reckless but that's about it

This is the wrong place to ask that type of question though

 

[J.E.T.S]

Ever had a uti or a small scrape on your wood from toothy head?...

Man that shyt have you scared af

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

I’m pretty sure I have herpes. But I haven’t decided if I care or not.

 

[VertigoKnight]

I went sexual health clinic this past week. Had these small pimples on my groin. I've been piping a lot of women so far this year.

I had convinced myself they were pimples and nothing deadly like Herpes. And I was right, the doctor said it was from shaving and I'd inflamed the hair follicles. They are fading already.

Had me

 

[Doobie Doo]

I’m pretty sure I have herpes. But I haven’t decided if I care or not.

Well they cured AIDS.

 

[ATownD19]

I went sexual health clinic this past week. Had these small pimples on my groin. I've been piping a lot of women so far this year.

I had convinced myself they were pimples and nothing deadly like Herpes. And I was right, the doctor said it was from shaving and I'd inflamed the hair follicles. They are fading already.

Had me

That shyt is scary AF

 

[VertigoKnight]

That shyt is scary AF

Breh it had me sweating in the waiting room. As these spots were not going away. I was like well I had a good run


Did the blood and urine test anyway as I like to know that I'm fully clean and have a clean bill of health.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I thought I had syphilis a few months ago.

Turns out it was just contact dermatitis from this hemp lotion I was using to jerk the dikk.

Don't jack off with Hempz, brehs.

 

[Neil Tyson]

I didn't wear a rubber for this chick because she was an Asian grad student.

I got the clap right after.

I was crying to her on the phone because it hurt so fukking much to pee but she ain't give no fukks telling me shoulda wore a rubber and blamed it on me.

 

[Doobie Doo]

I didn't wear a rubber for this chick because she was an Asian grad student.

I got the clap right after.

I was crying to her on the phone because it hurt so fukking much to pee but she ain't give no fukks telling me shoulda wore a rubber and blamed it on me.

She's right. IF you don't know their status and don't wear a rubber and catch something it's on you

 

[NinoBrown]

I didn't wear a rubber for this chick because she was an Asian grad student.

I got the clap right after.

I was crying to her on the phone because it hurt so fukking much to pee but she ain't give no fukks telling me shoulda wore a rubber and blamed it on me.

Unusual....where was she from?

When I was in college, this skeezer and I were messing around and I just slide right in and shoot the club up like a garden hose....

Did that 5 months straight and I knew other dudes were wrecking, but I was smashing other girls #rawgang....

A year later, my serious girl wanted me to get a full test....

Called up for the results expecting the worst...

All negative...

Got the magic healing x factor...