YOU EVER TOOK A DUMP AND IT MADE YOU QUESTION THE MEANING OF LIFE?

[MR. SNIFLES]

MAN I JUST DROPPED A NAPALM BOMB A FEW MINUTES AGO. I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND JUST

AFTER I WIPED I HAD TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND MAKE SURE MY a$$hole WAS STILL THERE. MAN I THINK I'M OFFICIALLY A VEGETARIAN NOW. THERE IS NO WAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DROP A TURD THAT SIZE. shyt LOOKED LIKE A MINI BASEBALL BAT.

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD ONE WHEN I HAD TO GRAB THE SIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL AND BOTH MY FEET CAME OFF THE GROUND. ALL KINDS OF UNGODLY SOUNDS ECHOED THROUGH THE HALLS. THIS GONNA BE SOME STORY I'D TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN ON SOME "DARK N STORMY NIGHT..." shyt.

 

[Soundbwoy]

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

MY EXACT FACE AFTER THAT BOMB.

 

[yeahisaidit]

I thought this was a Havoc00 thread...

 

[BlackDiBiase]

after you wipe, you're meant to wash that ass with water then wash your hands.

nikkas is way too unhygienic for my liking, what the fck is paper going to do ?

 

[eastside313]

MAN I JUST DROPPED A NAPALM BOMB A FEW MINUTES AGO. I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND JUST

AFTER I WIPED I HAD TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND MAKE SURE MY a$$hole WAS STILL THERE. MAN I THINK I'M OFFICIALLY A VEGETARIAN NOW. THERE IS NO WAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DROP A TURD THAT SIZE. shyt LOOKED LIKE A MINI BASEBALL BAT.

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD ONE WHEN I HAD TO GRAB THE SIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL AND BOTH MY FEET CAME OFF THE GROUND. ALL KINDS OF UNGODLY SOUNDS ECHOED THROUGH THE HALLS. THIS GONNA BE SOME STORY I'D TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN ON SOME "DARK N STORMY NIGHT..." shyt.

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Two mirrors?

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

sometimes after a 1 and 2 in the bathroom, I realize, we are all animals who just figured out how to put some clothes on

what about all the rest of the animals on earth - they dont have homes, or eat cooked meals, or always wipe their butts.

actually, who made all those animals.

life/skeletal - mouth, eyes, brain, hands, lets, intestines, food intake, processing, feces, etc who made all that

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

 

[eastside313]

Two mirrors?

 

[Ice Cold]

MAN I JUST DROPPED A NAPALM BOMB A FEW MINUTES AGO. I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND JUST

AFTER I WIPED I HAD TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND MAKE SURE MY a$$hole WAS STILL THERE. MAN I THINK I'M OFFICIALLY A VEGETARIAN NOW. THERE IS NO WAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DROP A TURD THAT SIZE. shyt LOOKED LIKE A MINI BASEBALL BAT.

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD ONE WHEN I HAD TO GRAB THE SIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL AND BOTH MY FEET CAME OFF THE GROUND. ALL KINDS OF UNGODLY SOUNDS ECHOED THROUGH THE HALLS. THIS GONNA BE SOME STORY I'D TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN ON SOME "DARK N STORMY NIGHT..." shyt.

 

[AgentGrey]

nikkas is way too unhygienic for my liking

were u gonna holla at him?
Demonic.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

You can also have your good ones. I knew I took one at work that felt so good. Afterwards it felt like the world owed me a favor. Or I should've been allowed to walk around at work in a smokers jacket, slippers and a cigar pipe in hand. Soul felt cleansed

 

[RicanFury]

 

[Classy X]

I just hope you wiped yourself properly (Toilet paper and personal wipes), flush the toilet three times (One for the bulk, two for the leftovers, and three to top it all off clean officially), and washed your hands three times (One for the bulk, two for the leftovers, and three to top it all off clean officially).