You ever tried to have a casual conversation while fukking?

[aXiom]

shyt be weird as fukk...



Me: So we got this new manager today

Her: Oh yeah .... too deep.. So what she look like

Me: Damn girl did you get this shyt serviced today, it wasn't like this for the wake up cut... Who said it was a female


Her: That's the spot I just assumed... I was right tho .... Too deep nikka

Me: bytch look like Cosby in drag

Her: You find Bill attractive

Me: Nah, that was the box talking.. Jayden got into a fight at school today

Her: Yeah? Did he win

Me:

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Nah, but I be cracking jokes sometimes.

I stole a joke from one of those movies from back in the day. I paused midstroke and was "damn I think this it!". This was like a 15 secs after straight penetration. She steaming inside and got a clearly visible face going on. Then I'm like "Nah I'm just fukking with ya" with my face. We had a good ass laugh.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Got damn the p*ssy must not be good breh.
I be trying to break a bytch's back everytime I stroke em out she going remember a niqqa

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Nah, but I be cracking jokes sometimes.

I stole a joke from one of those movies from back in the day. I paused midstroke and was "damn I think this it!". This was like a 15 secs after straight penetration. She steaming inside and got a clearly visible face going on. Then I'm like "Nah I'm just fukking with ya" with my face. We had a good ass laugh.

I've done this many times

Got it from a Dave Chappelle skit

But real nikkas don't talk during sex

 

[onelastdeath]

Woke up to my ex using my dikk as a stylus before

 

[aXiom]

Woke up to my ex using my dikk as a stylus before

She got a Galaxy Note

 

[MoonGoddess]

 

[onelastdeath]

She got a Galaxy Note

It was an ipad 2

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I've ruined sex many times by cracking jokes.

 

[Torrential]

If your girl is able to form complete sentences you ain't hitting it right breh

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

I usually keep the jokes in my head....looking at her looking gotta keep something on my mind to keep them kids from shooting

 

[Tommy Knocks]

of course. Ive had so much sex in my life having a conversation is nothing. its why pornstars can do it.

 

[aXiom]

If your girl is able to form complete sentences you ain't hitting it right breh

of course. Ive had so much sex in my life having a conversation is nothing. its why pornstars can do it.

So it's either I'm desensitized to sex or my pipe game is weak

Or maybe her box is wack

Yeah, I'ma have to go with that.. I'm not taking this L

 

[HopeKillCure]

Me: bytch look like Cosby in drag

 

[Tommy Knocks]

So it's either I'm desensitized to sex or my pipe game is weak

Or maybe her box is wack

Yeah, I'ma have to go with that.. I'm not taking this L

I mean, I'm old and live with my lady, she a paag so the box good but it aint new box. if youre having a conversation in some new box the box is terrible, but if youve been smashing the same box every day for a year, after about 300 smashes clocking in over 1,000 hours of humping the same body, you should be able to vocalize ''you might be late to work cause I want some eggs after i break this off you know that right? oh and last night you forgot to turn off the light Imma hit this *goes in deeper* as punishment, you gon learn, the neighbor a fukk boy who cares if he hears"