You ever use a store entrance to get into the mall...

[CACarot]

and the employee of said store try to guilt you for just using the store as hallway to the actual mall ?. I went to the mall today and walked through Brooks Brothers that happens to have an outside entrance and lady stops me like

Lady: Can I help you

Me: nah

Lady: Just passing by ?

Me: Yeah

*5 seconds passes*

Lady: You know there's mall entrance right next to us
Me: Yeah , there's a lot of entrances, but this one's my favorite



I'm like damn b1tch...you the police or something. I can't enter the mall through your stores entrance. I mean fukk if they didn't want that they should have put the store in a different part of the mall. Plus business wise it's low key free advertising, I might see something I like.

So I decided to walk out the same way I came in because I'm petty like that.

Lady: Sir we prefer these doors be used by potential customers.

Me: *Stops and looks at price tag of random shirt* I think I'll just order it online.

 

[A.V.]

You ever hit the Post New Thread button when you could've just kept some shyt to yourself ?






















































The dualities

 

[CACarot]

You ever hit the Post New Thread button when you could've just kept some shyt to yourself ?






















































The dualities

I only hit that button when I hear the streets saying they need a hood parable from me.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

All I do is go through store entrances

what's a mall entrance

and I dare somebody to say sumthin

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I only do store entrances. I hate every nikka in the food court lookin you up and down like you on a fukkin runway

 

[thirdeye]

Should've said "while you're here harassing me with using this entrance, you just missed out on 5 potential customers because you're a bytch."

 

[Aceofspades404]

I only do store entrances. I hate every nikka in the food court lookin you up and down like you on a fukkin runway

werd.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Should've said "while you're here harassing me with using this entrance, you just missed out on 5 potential customers because you're a bytch."

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Tales from the mall. How exciting.

 

[606onit]

why the f*** are you talking to this lady anyways? You should have just kept it moving. Or say something unrelated. .....like, "thanks, saleslady yes I did have a good time in Paris."
Or, "yes, it is really warm/hot/cold/brisk outside."

Or if u know another language, bust that out.

 

[Food Mane]

and the employee of said store try to guilt you for just using the store as hallway to the actual mall ?. I went to the mall today and walked through Brooks Brothers that happens to have an outside entrance and lady stops me like

Lady: Can I help you

Me: nah

Lady: Just passing by ?

Me: Yeah

*5 seconds passes*

Lady: You know there's mall entrance right next to us
Me: Yeah , there's a lot of entrances, but this one's my favorite



I'm like damn b1tch...you the police or something. I can't enter the mall through your stores entrance. I mean fukk if they didn't want that they should have put the store in a different part of the mall. Plus business wise it's low key free advertising, I might see something I like.

So I decided to walk out the same way I came in because I'm petty like that.

Lady: Sir we prefer these doors be used by potential customers.

Me: *Stops and looks at price tag of random shirt* I think I'll just order it online.

I always wonder what Brooks Brothers employees feel like on their way to work. Waiting for the bus looking like JFK wearing a cravat.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Yo thats some bullshyt.
U shouldve hit her with the and kept it moving