You get $5 million tax free but...

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

You have to have a child with her.
You can choose to stay with her.
But if you leave, she will get custody and will put you on child support for $5000/month.

 

[Devilinurear]

You have to have a child with her.
You can choose to stay with her.
But if you leave, she will get custody and will put you on child support for $5000/month.

Let's do it

 

[UberEatsDriver]

It looks like the man needs child support more than she does

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Artificial insemination?

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Can't do it.

 

[Mr.bocario]

If it’s a confirmed woman, than she better have some awesome jawsome and be open to side bytches

 

[NoMorePie]

What's wrong with that?

She'll whip me into shape mentally and physically

And she got a nice smile

 

[Nostalgic]

Death by snu snu!!

 

[Dipsey Doo]

Sophie's choice for a coli breh:

BBW with a cute face or fit girl with a busted face

 

[Black Panther]

She's not completely unattractive....and imagine the Kegel flexion in that pum pum


As long as doesn't have (and never had) a penis, fukk it

 

[Don Snow]

I guess the money going to keep rolling in cuz we having a son and he playing sports immediately

Then we get divorced and co parent the next Lebron James

 

[Heafcliffe]

 

[Afrodroid]

She's beautiful but i don't like muscles on women

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Well I guess we're adopting and raising a baby together

 

[F*ckthemkids]

She's already taken...