You Get A Chance To Talk To Your 2008 self for 20 minutes, what advice do you give them?

[sfgiants]

2014 me:
2008 me:
2014 me: if u dont leave that bytch alone asap
2008 me: ......
2014 me: you got me lookin , hit the gym
2008 me:

2014 me: one more thing *hands younger me http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Stocks-Yielding-Highest-wscheats-2344794069.html sports almanac + everything i got in the bank*

2008 me:

 

[Pdiddy]

Never dwell in the past,,,This is what I'm telling you right now!

 

[PimpHandStrong]

TAKE EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE AND BUY STOCK IN THE BANKS!!!

 

[Seea]

Chill the fukk out, and sit the fukk down. Drinking isn't gonna get you through this.

 

[Tunez]

Thought you was on tour with banks? Could have told him game was a hoe too.

Me, Banks and yayo were in Long Island a few days ago next up ct.


2008 Tunez knows the game bytch made

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Don't take that left turn which puts your car outta commission from the wreck.
Get in school and get some kind of degree...watch the fine print.
Don't worry about that bish from c-way she's a bum with a baby.
Take that 6 months pay and leave your job.
Take these lotto numbers and do good with the winnings and numbers.
Leave that chick alone she's talking to other guys and ends up getting preggo in 2012 when y'all break up by someone else.
Do NOT get the Lincoln LS in 2010...go for the accord or civic.
Save as much as you can.
EDIT:Tell your parents about their parents and give them the heads up about future health problems.

 

[mannyrs13]

Ask that girl out cuz you will end up regretting it.
Stop spending money foolishly and gambling it at the casino.
Save your money and keep erasing all your credit card debt before more piles on.
Your crew of friends while real tight, will disband sooner or later. Branch out to new faces.
Go back and finish school, it'll save you lots of stress.
Find a way to get a transfer or another job. Your new boss coming in the future will be a dictator. You'll learn a lot but be stressed a lot.
Spend more time with family and appreciate them more. Some won't be around today.
Enjoy life more and not make it all just work, playing poker, and being lazy.


It's never too late to steer the ship right. Some decisions could've passed you by, but keep steering forward amidst the stress and depressing bad weather. Better to be lost at sea with the hope and determination to find land than to be stranded on a sunken ship. You can have worries as big as the ocean, as long as you stay floating, you'll survive someway.

 

[NSSVO]

Your not always gonna take a W in this life shyt, so prepare for that. Don't waste your time with one female. Take advantage of the advantages God gave you. Talk to your family more. Watch yourself.

 

[4fossa]

Be less of a dumbfukk

 

[MJ Freedom]

"Buckle down, take your ass to college, and get that degree... don't just think 'I can go back anytime'..."

"Go see your family and friends while you still can... these people aren't going to live forever..."

"Think about the big picture of life, breh, don't spend so much time stressed out over this day-to-day, 9-to-5, petty ass shyt..."

On the real, I could use all of that advice right damn now.

 

[Rack4K]

Don't give her your money. In fact, don't give any stranger (male or female) your money. Stack it up.

 

[Bless't]

Dont spend as much
save more
fukk bytches, get money.

 

[SirShaktus]

Super Bowl scores

Switch your major to Behavioral Science; it sounds sexier to the job market than Psychology, even it's the same shyt

Learn to code and invent Instagram

Call your pops so you could talk to your Uncle Dukey oNE last time (passed away from cancer on the day after my birthday this year; didn't talk to him for a decade)

Lift, breh... it'll help

 

[beanz]

"stay away from the cute big titty waitress"

 

[How Sway?]

I would've told myself to try out for baseball again