You Going To Jail Na! Biden Announces Special Prosecutor To Pursue PPP Loan Fraud

[DatLBCGuy562]

Glad I didn't do this stupid shyt, even though I was hella tempted. What happened to the brehs saying that it was a wash and the guvment was gonna take the L?

I knew that they wasn't playing around about they paper when they came after me in 2016 for not paying taxes on $650 I won in Vegas playing video roulette in 2012. I hurried up and paid them they little bullshyt $225

Uncle Sam always gets theirs, sooner or later

 

[B86]

I remember nikkas saying “they can’t catch everybody”. I tried telling people that “they” is a computer algorithm that can be programmed by a 5th grader to catch red flags from PPP applicants. But nikkas still don’t know shyt about technology in 2022 (was 2020 back then) somehow and didn’t understand what I was saying…

 

[MikelArteta]

Don Diego getting new friends

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Hahahahaha I don’t feel sorry for NONE of them MF that did the please put me in prison loan

 

[Family Man]

Good.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Somebody up the thread of the breh that went missing

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Somebody up the thread of the breh that went missing

It’s been moved to the rafters.

 

[Buddy]

Hard work and dedication

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I told the brehs. It's not a finesse it's a loan.

 

[Actually6Foot3]

They 25k tax liens boutta hit nikkas different

 

[DatLBCGuy562]

I told the brehs. It's not a finesse it's a loan.

nikkas don't listen for nothing though...

 

[humminbird]

I remember nikkas saying “they can’t catch everybody”. I tried telling people that “they” is a computer algorithm that can be programmed by a 5th grader to catch red flags from PPP applicants. But nikkas still don’t know shyt about technology in 2022 (was 2020 back then) somehow and didn’t understand what I was saying…

impossible I know someone that just took 5k they got some work on their house done and never heard anything from anyone
you're just scary

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I remember nikkas saying “they can’t catch everybody”. I tried telling people that “they” is a computer algorithm that can be programmed by a 5th grader to catch red flags from PPP applicants. But nikkas still don’t know shyt about technology in 2022 (was 2020 back then) somehow and didn’t understand what I was saying…

Real talk a lot of people are too dumb for crime and that's why they get caught.

Dudes took some government funds then stayed right there and waited. Some even decided to brag about it and write about it online.

As someone who used to get their hands dirty the first things I always thought about was exit strategy and if I was willing to carry the consequence. Dudes will do shyt they know they can't get away with. Like what's the point? Very few PPP scammers even bothered to use false identity. Even people who have legit businesses were scrutinized so obviously they will get those who had no business taking any business loans to support employees.

 

[Umoja]

 

[BushidoBrown]

Spoiler

shoutout Don Diego