You got 5 mil in cash from drug money, how do you go about cleaning it up?

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Still no good answers I see:youngsabo:

Yes there are, you just ignore the good ones. :beli:

The easiest way would be to start a cash-based business (anything from a deli/cafe/car wash) and roll the money you are trying to get cleaned into the income you report. You would have a business account so you could steadily deposit bigger amounts without generate much suspicion. It would take a while to clean it all, but it would definitely be doable.

Also, you could go the jewelry route...you could buy diamonds or other high end jewelry to take it out of the country, then sell and live outside the US.

Yup, and there's nothing to limit to just one small business....
 

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i would start a movie production company
and wash the movie with fake foreign investors
people having trouble getting USA citizenship

let me explain-:troll:
a good friend of mine is an immigration attorney
some of those clients are very suspect
they need to fabricate an entire backstory
and even then it isn't enough to pass muster

so...you can buy an american citizenship for $1M investment that creates jobs
(seriously - look it up)
find five clients who are willing to put up $200k/ea:lolbron:
they file false paperwork saying they are investing $1m in my movie production company (that will meet special criteria)
i take their $200k (less the attorneys cut) and put it with $800k dirty money
now we have $1m to produce a low-budget movie:mjlol:

i hire a bunch of unknowns and they make a movie
but here's the trick- i give them only $100k:smugfavre:
meanwhile i form some companies and fabricate paperwork
acting like $1m was spent-
sending money to legit dummy companies that are ultimately under my control these companies are paid for services never performed (or dramatically overpaid for basic services)
then those dummy companies pay taxes on that money, etc.
the strawman investor gets a note saying movie lost money
voila-

at the end i own 5 low-budget movies:gladbron:
they can be anything horror, feel good movies with a message, whatever
i make an effort to sell the movies, etc.
might make a profit if the movies are actually good:skip:
otherwise i'm still keeping most of the $5m
 
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