You have a 25% chance to be randomly selected for immediate Death

MegaManX

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This is the system for Chickens.

Normal logical chicken:

"That is pretty risky. I rather they didn't have a system like that." :dwillhuh:

Cow:

"We get instantly killed too! Stop complaining.":hhh:

Intermediary.

"Yes but this system only select 5% of cows."

Cow

"That's because we work hard.":ld:

Intermediary.

"that is not the criteria for selection. It simply selects at random from a specific group.":whoa:

Logical Chicken.

"Yeah, I'd rather there wasn't a system picking anyone, especially when it disproportionately picks Chickens more than any other demographic." :francis:

Rich Chicken not selected in the past.

"We need to stop worrying about the system and start worrying about how we raise ourselves.":myman:


Intermediary.

"that is not the criteria for selection. It simply selects at random from a specific group.":whoa:

Cow

"See just hard work can get you successful like this Chicken.":ld:

Intermediary

"95% of all wealth in the barn is owned by cows.":smugbiden:

"Hard work was not a factor in attaining that wealth."

Logical Chicken

"Can we just stop slaughtering chickens at a higher rate then anyone else?":mjcry:

Cow

"All Animals Matter.":merchant:

Rich Chicken that works for super rich Cows

"Let's just work hard and raise our children. Where are the fathers?":youngsabo:

Logical Chicken

"GOT DAMN IT BRO. WTF JUST STOP. fukk IT. I HATE THIS fukkING BARN. fukk COWS. fukk THE SYSTEM. NO MORE RESPECT.:russell:

Logical Chicken converts to Militant Chicken:dame:


I hope you got the message from this.
 

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