You have to choose one roommate out of this list...which one do you pick?

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Realistically I'd go with Frank but I can't be around someone with no sense of humor. Uptight 24/7 and supports cigs:camby:

Ryan or Janet.
 

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Ryan or Claire

Ryan - dude is rarely there and he attracts pawgs. He better pay rent tho.

Claire - I know from the jump we ain't fukkin so there's no pressure. So also sounds like a great female wingman though which is rare.

These are my under 30 choices. Once I get older I'd probably endure that lesbian or bi chick shyttin on me every because they seem the most economically stable and have a great network.

I'd get into a fight with Frank a month in. A negro with a corporate job tends to look down on other negroes who ain't on their level. I can't fukk with a dude who gets fussy when I express my opinion and he don't agree.
 

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The black guy or pizza man tbh.

Had a college roommate that delivered pizzas...when dude came back with 2-3 pizzas every other night... :ohlawd:
 

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No paags on the list? :wdf:

Whatever, I'll bust Janet chubby ass wide open. She bi too, flip her and her girls. We gonna have to have a bowl of plan b on the dinner table, like some mints.
 

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Ryan. I get to go to the best beach parties and he's away most of the time so I get the place to myself. That second point put him over everyone. But yeah, that rent better be on time.
 

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Frank cause he's black
He sound like a coli poster :russ:

If I can't smoke though gotta choose Chad. Don't gotta worry about him taking my bytches, can take his and use him to get rid of hoes. I'd be running that credit card bill up too :win:

:dahell: at the bigggest concern over the gay dudes crib having paper thin walls being his music.

So they assume we accept gay culture and are worried about being caught saying racial slurs? :mjpls:
 
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