You know what can turn a man on the most

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Like when I see a woman cooking
That makes me wanna just smother my privates on you
Or if I see a girl in the grocery store, that makes me jizz my pants
I don't care what race you are how big you are what age you are
Id smush

 

[unit321]

Is this supposed to be a neg fest or something?

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Probably