You need to beat ONE game to get into heaven...

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Let's say you die, you arrive to heaven, but your track record in life is shady, full of illicit and often violent dealings in the underground amputee porn market. For that reason Jesus isn't all too willing to allow a person of ill repute such as yourself past the pearly gates!

But, your merciful long haired hero has heard through the scuttlebutt you're something of a gamerhead. He decides in his kindness that he will allow you into his kingdom should you manage to complete a game of your choice in one sitting.

The rules are:

1.You have to play on the hardest difficulty if difficulty is a choice
2.You get no continues if its that type of game, you die and that's it.

I would choose Mario Paint, thus we'd be stuck in an endless heavenly cycle of me drawing dikks in front of the so called lord and savior. Miracle your way out of this paradox, you sandals wearing bytch.
 

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Let's say you die, you arrive to heaven, but your track record in life is shady, full of illicit and often violent dealings in the underground amputee porn market. For that reason Jesus isn't all too willing to allow a person of ill repute such as yourself past the pearly gates!

But, your merciful long haired hero has heard through the scuttlebutt you're something of a gamerhead. He decides in his kindness that he will allow you into his kingdom should you manage to complete a game of your choice in one sitting.

The rules are:

1.You have to play on the hardest difficulty if difficulty is a choice
2.You get no continues if its that type of game, you die and that's it.

I would choose Mario Paint, thus we'd be stuck in an endless heavenly cycle of me drawing dikks in front of the so called lord and savior. Miracle your way out of this paradox, you sandals wearing bytch.
Oh, you thought you could outsmart God? Enjoy purgatory drawing dikks all day bruh :yeshrug:

Let me start off by saying I would not pick RYSE since the game is much harder than TheColi lead on.
Its basically Assassins Creed with thicker swords. nikkaz need to get on that if they like A.Creed (Tru Story)
But the game I would pick :patrice: My first thought would be Super Mario Bros, but I haven't played it in a while and probably would die. Not before taking the shortcut to world 4.

Super Mario 2 in my mind would be easier.. Then I see myself dying trying to land on a fukkin egg
You don't wanna go to hell cuz you couldn't pick up an egg :whoa:

You know what, it would be scary. But Metal Gear Solid:Ground Zeroes seems like a "fair" choice.
Not easy, but can be. With your life on the line, any alarm you set off would be REAL TO YOU :wow:
 

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Let's say you die, you arrive to heaven, but your track record in life is shady, full of illicit and often violent dealings in the underground amputee porn market. For that reason Jesus isn't all too willing to allow a person of ill repute such as yourself past the pearly gates!

But, your merciful long haired hero has heard through the scuttlebutt you're something of a gamerhead. He decides in his kindness that he will allow you into his kingdom should you manage to complete a game of your choice in one sitting.

The rules are:

1.You have to play on the hardest difficulty if difficulty is a choice
2.You get no continues if its that type of game, you die and that's it.

I would choose Mario Paint, thus we'd be stuck in an endless heavenly cycle of me drawing dikks in front of the so called lord and savior. Miracle your way out of this paradox, you sandals wearing bytch.
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probably one of those sega CD FMV games like sewer shark. i hope my childhood memories help me through a few short quick time events and slide right into heaven
 

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Fable 2. Ridiculously easy.
Assassin's Creed 2, also.
Beat that at least 6 or 7 times.
After my third playthrough, I had to try to die.
Even the iffy free running mechanics became second nature. And combat was a joke.
I'd beat both of these in one sitting with



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I'll see ya on the other side, fam.
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