Ever notice why you don't see FECES all over the seat and the bowl at peoples homes? Cuz they sit on the toilet properly and get comfortable.
But in the public bathroom you get these dainty stinkboxes...grown men...who want to hover and straddle over the bowl in awkward ways to avoid sitting on a "dirty" toilet. End up shytting on the floor, on the seat, the side of the bowl where the water doesn't touch, outside of the bowl, underneath the seat...scust.
Use a the paper toilet seat cover. If they don't have one lay down some toilet paper. Do the job, clean up and leave.
Sick of this sh!t. Pun intended no homo
But in the public bathroom you get these dainty stinkboxes...grown men...who want to hover and straddle over the bowl in awkward ways to avoid sitting on a "dirty" toilet. End up shytting on the floor, on the seat, the side of the bowl where the water doesn't touch, outside of the bowl, underneath the seat...scust.
Use a the paper toilet seat cover. If they don't have one lay down some toilet paper. Do the job, clean up and leave.

Sick of this sh!t. Pun intended no homo