You paranoid types be the main ones shyttin up the bathroom...

boskey

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Ever notice why you don't see FECES all over the seat and the bowl at peoples homes? Cuz they sit on the toilet properly and get comfortable.

But in the public bathroom you get these dainty stinkboxes...grown men...who want to hover and straddle over the bowl in awkward ways to avoid sitting on a "dirty" toilet. End up shytting on the floor, on the seat, the side of the bowl where the water doesn't touch, outside of the bowl, underneath the seat...scust.

Use a the paper toilet seat cover. If they don't have one lay down some toilet paper. Do the job, clean up and leave. :stopitslime:

Sick of this sh!t. Pun intended no homo
 

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Ever notice why you don't see FECES all over the seat and the bowl at peoples homes? Cuz they sit on the toilet properly and get comfortable.

But in the public bathroom you get these dainty stinkboxes...grown men...who want to hover and straddle over the bowl in awkward ways to avoid sitting on a "dirty" toilet. End up shytting on the floor, on the seat, the side of the bowl where the water doesn't touch, outside of the bowl, underneath the seat...scust.

Use a the paper toilet seat cover. If they don't have one lay down some toilet paper. Do the job, clean up and leave. :stopitslime:

Sick of this sh!t. Pun intended no homo
That's the public bathroom for women. No lie. Ask any janitor in America. Women's restrooms are always nastier to clean than men's restrooms.
 

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That's the public bathroom for women. No lie. Ask any janitor in America. Women's restrooms are always nastier to clean than men's restrooms.
I believe it. Chicks I know hate the public restroom but always gotta go :rudy:


You just left the bathroom, didn't you.... Dude was so disgusted he made a post. :sadcam:
I just tried to use 4 stalls here at work all ruined. I'ma have to wait till I get to the gym. Hector and Consuela coming in at 6 to clean up. I feel bad for them already:why:
 

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Hovering :childplease:

Men sit their ass down as long as there isnt visible piss and shyt on the seat.

Thats what boxers and showers are for later on if you feel that dirty :pachaha:
 

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Ever be at the urinal and somebody is in the stall and u tryna hurry the fukk up because the first wet, audible dookie sound you hear, youre gonna lose it and giggle like a little school girl as u run out the bathroom on some:huhldup::russ::pachaha::heh::shaq::deadrose: shyt?
 
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