You pick a girl up for the first date and she rips a fart in the car

[havoc00]

what do u do?

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Mention the automatic blow job rule.

 

[Methodical]

and said, "At least, you keep it real so now roll the window down"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I hate when women fart. That can turn a dime into a permanent 7.

Excuse yourself from the fukkin room.

 

[ZILFIN]

I'd give her a blue waffle.

 

[Kayla Fortenberry]

now I know what that thang smells like

 

[Red Omega]

this

 

[jaguar paw]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I RARELY fart in front of ppl. If i gotta fart, more than likely, I gotta shyt. So when i get that feelin, it's straight to the bathroom.

I cant control fartin when im sleep tho

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yep.

Throw her disrespectful, fonky ass in the trash, cuz she literally smells like garbage.

 

[JBoy]

depends on what it smells like

 

[Buckeye Fever]

What about women who fart or take a shyt and expect for you to wanna hit that?

No way buddy. Im goin to jack myself to sleep

 

[bangbreh]

the faces they make when they get caught tho

 

[YaBoy]

i dont play that shyt

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Hit a U Turn, ma I'm dropping u back off, in front of the club, Roberto what u do that for?