Silver Surfer
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That is the most efficient way to take a shower.....
You should be brushing your teeth and taking a piss while in the shower....
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I brush my teeth in the shower. The unabashed rush of being able to clean your teeth without worrying about toothpaste everywhere is just...
...I mean the angles you can get are so 
. I also realized that i brush for much longer when im in the shower versus at the vanity.
...I mean the angles you can get are so . I also realized that i brush for much longer when im in the shower versus at the vanity.
Silver Surfer
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nobody said anything about shytting....
Silver Surfer
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I brush my teeth in the shower. The unabashed rush of being able to clean your teeth without worrying about toothpaste everywhere is just...
so true...
but that would make it more efficient if you could brush your teeth, piss and take a shyt at the same time
dont know about that shytting part, but aint nothing wrong with piss and brushing your teeth in the shower. I've done this many times and NO, it's not nasty, unless youre being gross and pissing on your toothbrush. Cats prolly make more of a mess trying to piss in the toilet bowl accurately. And youll DEFINITELY make a mess brushing your teeth in front of the bathroom mirror
the cac mamba
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bout to start doin this
i piss in the shower on the reg already tho
i piss in the shower on the reg already tho
Illuminatos
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I'll piss directly into the drain but I ain't trying to have toothpaste on the bathroom floor. 
taking a piss in the shower is acceptable but brushing your teeth? I don't know about that one. just don't get any piss on your toothbrush.
Silver Surfer
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bout to start doin this
i piss in the shower on the reg already tho
Bruh I been doing this shyt since I was kid.....I remember when my dad was like...brush your teeth in the shower...I was like
Silver Surfer
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you can even eat breakfast and dress in the shower to save you some time.
Silver Surfer
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By doing this...I have guaranteed I have brushed my teeth AT LEAST twice a day
some clumsy motherfukkers might drop they toothbrush while taking a piss and trying to apply body wash or soap wit the other hand on some super efficient shyt. shoot they might even leave the toothbrush in their mouth and use that hand for the shampoo to get a head start on that. some fools should just do one thing at a time. just in case. they'll be rushing saying oh I can sleep more and be ready in five minutes and be done. let's not throw shaving in the mix.How the fukk you gonna do that????.....
