You take a girl out on a first date, what do you do in this scenario ?

[BrothaZay]

 

[Bless't]

"Good luck!"

 

[Blackout]

"I gotta go to the bathroom"

Then Im gone.

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

run

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[plushcarpet]

they probably wouldn't even let me in the restaurant

 

[AtomicUse]

Stopped reading at "U let ha"

Some dumb bytch made this bullshyt.

 

[Treblemaka]

It don't have a problem with it. I pick her up, open the door for her, pull her seat out. She can order what she wants. We talk and eat and have a good time. The waiter comes up and says are you ready for the bill?

*looks her dead in the face*
Me: Of course, two checks please.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Only thing I'm saying is "separate checks" to our server and ordering the ice water with lemon entrée

 

[yo moms]

order the most expensive shyt. eat and drink like a king then fukk off before the bill gets there.

 

[feelosofer]

Is this some new ninja shyt, when did you let women decide where you eat?

 

[TL15]

A restaurant with that cheap ass logo and no description of the food has no damn right to charge that much...

somebody playin'

 

[unit321]

That menu is photoshopped. Porterhouse is not spelled correctly on the menu.

 

[Verbal Kint]

I'm not the dumb nikka that waits until he's there to peep the menu.