I don't think that they stalk my Facebook, I know that they stalk my Facebook account. They always steal my statuses that they find funny, comment on my statuses that are talking about something good in my life, and even the one that isn't friends with me goes through her friends' accounts to look at what I'm up to. It's really goddamn annoying, but whatever. I take it as a compliment that I'm so important to them.
I like putting up anything positive going on. They can't stand it.