You turkey bacon ass nikkas are pouring smuckers grape on yaselves....

[Another Man]

....and headbutting a hornets nest. Turkey bacon is shyt food. Flat. Tastes like shyt, looks like shyt, is shyt for you.....all around shyt. Turkey isn't meant to be bacon you stupid ass nikkas....wanna know how they make it so? With a shyt ton of salt and preservatives, even more so than the worst jerky. Real PORK bacon is wayyy healthier than that shyt. Y'all nikkas being lied to by granola and hummus eating spin class to john mayer attending yaris driving cacs and buying it. Anyone who eats turkey bacon is a c00n. Eat fake CAC bacon brehs

 

[observe]

Don't like it better tha pork but it's a fact that it's healthier ,, so yeah ill prob give up real bacon to live longer

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

....and headbutting a hornets nest. Turkey bacon is shyt food. Flat. Tastes like shyt, looks like shyt, is shyt for you.....all around shyt. Turkey isn't meant to be bacon you stupid ass nikkas....wanna know how they make it so? With a shyt ton of salt and preservatives, even more so than the worst jerky. Real PORK bacon is wayyy healthier than that shyt. Y'all nikkas being lied to by granola and hummus eating spin class to john mayer attending yaris driving cacs and buying it. Anyone who eats turkey bacon is a c00n. Eat fake CAC bacon brehs

 

[Another Man]

Don't like it better tha pork but it's a fact that it's healthier ,, so yeah ill prob give up real bacon to live longer

Pilate's regimen having CAC