You wake up as JAY Z for 24 hours, what’s the first thing you do? 👀

[Paper Boi]

buy a ton of crypto
send keys to my real email
make the keys disappear on his end


then call nas tell him he won

then spend the rest of my day with bey

 

[boogers]

id probably roll over, see the mirror, and slowly walk back to the zoo with my shoulders down while they lock me back into the camel exhibit

one thing i wouldnt do is make another shytty record

even his wife is more interesting these days i mean god damn what a loser

nas won

 

[feelosofer]

Give Beyonce dat work

Probably the only right answer.

 

[Grifter]

Find a way to send money to me without him being able to trace it properly. And then I'm doing turrble things to Beyonce.

 

[[Something Cool]]

Practically speaking I would probably call myself since I’d might want to know who’s in my body. Then, Beyoncé’s butt-hole, money transfers etc. etc.

At the end of the day maybe call Nas or Dame crying and apologizing just for fukkery’s sake

 

[ajnapoleon]

not help the blk communty anymore (low key he pulled back on that if you paid attn)


because most was clapping like seals on the last take down by buzbee


he have gotten way more recluse


no more of this








if im the devil and a pdf to so many i would stop



50 nikki and others got it they can help


i would behave like

baby
j. prince
say whatever like kanye



because thats what ninjas really respect

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Bust 5 nuts in Beyonce
Transfer 500 millions to 5 different accounts
Bury another 100 million cash just in case
Prank call Dame 50 times
Revise the will by replacing Bleek with myself
fukk Beyonce again in every orifice

 

[The Guru]

Have dinner.

 

[num123]

Sliding myself a light 50 mil, nothing crazy.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I will transfer 15 million to my real bank account, if I have 24hrs then will benefit the real me for life with that 24hrs. 15 mil will also not kill him so it’s something they can afford.