fukk ALL of you all
I always shut those kids down at the first word. Today, little man comes to my door with the same tired ass sales pitch about keeping him off the streets by overpaying for candy. But, I'm hungry as fukk and only had a slice of pizza to heat up.
fukk it, I listen to his lame ass rehearsed speech for 5 seconds and pull out a $20 and ask how much.
"$8.95" breh sees the spot
"I don't have change"
I'm fresh from the ATM so no small bills start to tuck it and he hits me with the
"Oh wait, I think I have some change..."
Youngblood pulls out a stack like Chris rock begging for a rib
Man I was heated but I was hungry too
