PLease no :ducktails
One of my old jobs i fukked the most wanted bytch :steve:
It was crazy as fukk me and her got to be real cool. I wasnt even really looking at her like that because i had a girl but she had the phatest ass in the same breath.
Anyway at the time she was talking to this simp nikka . You know when u see a woman talking to a nikka she will never give ass.
Dude was kinda cool so i talk to her tryna get him in there.
I made a bet with her i said if "simp" ask to eat the box you'll let him.
She said if he ask i'll do it but i know he wont ask so this will be easy
I said but if he dont i will
She like whatever :shake
So fast forward "simp" was driving her home all nervous and shyt.
He turns down music and said
soooooo i've been thinking about taking our relationship to another level.
she said what does that mean.
Simp: well maybe we can consummate our new beginning ?
She said "simp" stop car right now or imma jump out. I cant believe you're talking to me like this . Do i look like that type of girl ?
Simp is all apologetic and crying
Next day simp
i thought you said if i asked she would do it.
I'm like
she said she would breh i dont know what happen
The next we chilled like always and i said sooooo about that bet
Smashed almost everyday that summer hit her with the head nod at work
One of my old jobs i fukked the most wanted bytch :steve:
It was crazy as fukk me and her got to be real cool. I wasnt even really looking at her like that because i had a girl but she had the phatest ass in the same breath.
Anyway at the time she was talking to this simp nikka . You know when u see a woman talking to a nikka she will never give ass.
Dude was kinda cool so i talk to her tryna get him in there.
I made a bet with her i said if "simp" ask to eat the box you'll let him.
She said if he ask i'll do it but i know he wont ask so this will be easy
I said but if he dont i will
She like whatever :shake
So fast forward "simp" was driving her home all nervous and shyt.
He turns down music and said
soooooo i've been thinking about taking our relationship to another level. she said what does that mean.Simp: well maybe we can consummate our new beginning ?
She said "simp" stop car right now or imma jump out. I cant believe you're talking to me like this . Do i look like that type of girl ?
Simp is all apologetic and crying
Next day simp
i thought you said if i asked she would do it.I'm like
she said she would breh i dont know what happenThe next we chilled like always and i said sooooo about that bet
Smashed almost everyday that summer hit her with the head nod at work
how times have changed...we used to give your cash away when we banned your accounts 
