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Ed MOTHERFUCKING G

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This spun from my J.J. Rant where I in detail explained why I abhore that glorified jobber.

Who are your top 5 "CHANGE THE CHANNEL heat guys" that are worth a negative viewing...this is NOT THE JOB OF A HEEL...these guys make you not WANT TO WATCH.

  1. JEFF JARRETT - explained
  2. BUFF BAGWELL - good lord...this guy is so bad when you watch prime nWo...he REALLY THINKS HES THE shyt and the way that p*ssy ass smile just crowd the camera....and he always tries to get himself over the angle....like nWo is on some serious shyt...he comes out and stops at the camera and says "AINT I BUFF...AND IM THE STUFF" like bytch, the nWo is about to break up and savage wants to kill hogan, why are you smiling...fukk buff bagwell.
  3. Glacier - CORNY CORNY CORNY. and your fake karate sucks. He slowed down the entire pace of nitro and never got a single pop in his life.
  4. Eugene. I really really hated this angle..making fun of people with disabilities for no reason with no payoff and not even letting him get a few roll up wins. Really offensive, abysmal charactor. Instant channel change for me.
  5. Ole Anderson. The absolute worst horseman INCLUDING LUGER and MONGO. Nobody will agree with that but he was negative personality and is a total jackass and racist and it came thru on TV. fukk ole Anderson.
 
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Hard to put them in a particular order, but generally speaking.

Jeff Jarrett
Big Show
Triple H post original quad injury
Shane Douglas
Great Khali
 
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Great Khali - Sucked in the ring, sucked on the mic, just complete crap all around

Umaga - Was cool at first but got lame really fast. All he would do is yell random jibberish(BAH SAMOA! BAH SAMOA!) and his finisher was corny.

Dolph Ziggler as a face - I liked him as a heel but his face run has been terrible. He needs to chill with the overselling too.

AJ Lee - Cute girl but her skipping, annoying voice, and even more annoying entrance song made her unbearable to watch.

John Heidenreich - That Little Johnny crap was so stupid
 
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Hornswoggle is number 1 on my list

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Cena since 06
Trips as heel 02-03
A-Train was awful during his run as A-Train imo
Big Show for the last decade
Jack Swagger/Sheamus tie
 
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Ed Leslie/Hacksaw Jim Duggan/Nasty Boyz/Horace aka Hogan's Crew - I listed five guys at #1, but they're all absolute fukking bums. All were terrible in the ring. All were borderline retarded. All had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Tommy Dreamer - Outside of garbage wrestling, this dude is as mediocre as it comes. He has no self respect either. This dude went from being the brand of ECW to drinking toilet water on camera. BUM.
Test - One of the most boring wrestlers I've ever seen. Everyone hyped this fool up to be something special, but he couldn't talk or wrestle. Terrible.
Dolph Ziggler - His overselling ruins anything that he's in. He's also not nearly as good as he thinks he is in the ring. His promos are atrocious too.
Ryback - See Dolph Ziggler. This dude thought he was 1000x better than he really is. He's a goof, clumsy and reckless.

Shoutout to Hornswoggle too. He was the last WWE Cruiserweight champion. They put the title on a talentless vanilla midget, and they're trying to revive the division now :beli:
 
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Tommy Dreamer

Jack Swagger- so hard to give a fukk about anything he does.

Umaga- good worker, but such a boring character who couldn't be violent enough on PG to be interesting.

William Regal- his shooter gimmick is a work, he was a decent enough worker but has no memorable matches, goofy but not funny on the mic, goofy looking.

Blackjack Mulligan- look at his name and how he looks. He MUST be in the Klan.
 
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Ed MOTHERfukkING G said:
  1. Ole Anderson. The absolute worst horseman INCLUDING LUGER and MONGO. Nobody will agree with that but he was negative personality and is a total jackass and racist and it came thru on TV. fukk ole Anderson.
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Funny thing about the horsemen is that the guys that most people say were the worst are the ones who actually fit the gimmick. Paul Roma, Lex, and Mongo fit the playboys partying hard and looking down on the commoner gimmick a lot more than Ole and Arn.

Ole and Arn looked and sounded like Klan members who beat their wives and kids because their farms were having financial troubles.
 
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