Your best friends girl climbs into your bed like this
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TheDarkCloud
Superstar
Walk out the room and immediately call my nikka on the phone and tell him this bytch gotta go.
Definantly gon let fam know and record the shyt, Incase she lie and say i was trying to pipe. 
Quiet Magician
Superstar
For anyone thinking of smashing let me tell you this, getting girls isn't hard but finding a good friend is rare in life. A true homie is something many people don't get and so you better treasure that shyt. I don't mean people you hang out with when they are around but someone who genuinely wishes the best for you and your family.
Taking a picture, calling my buddy and letting him know exactly what is happening.
Taking a picture, calling my buddy and letting him know exactly what is happening.
Treblemaka
President, BYNKRadio.com (Retired)
I aint getting out of my own damn bed.
But i will be calling my wife to let her know her thot friend is sexually harrassing me.
But i will be calling my wife to let her know her thot friend is sexually harrassing me.
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So basically the bish is now just a birdbrain loser who any smart man would bush ASAP, right?
So you jumping all up out the bed and trying to run fom her only means you miss out on giving her what she is asking for by hopping in the bed.
Like I said. The homie should be done with her now ANYWAY.
I will say it like this. My actual best friend. The dude that is down no matter what thru thick and thin?
Back inna day he loved this slutty bish that liked to sit on my lap often. When she would come see me I would dust her off.. she was kinda my live in gf's gf. Long story. But the homie understood that he was tryna cuff the uncuffable.
Years later this niqqa was living in the garage of said live in gf (had been an ex for like 10 years and I even went back and smushed about 25 more times for good measure before duke started living in her garage).
So I asked him one day.
Were you fukcing her?
He was like.
Well, yeah.
So now when it comes up we be like 'you know how she like to do that one thing'. Or 'that bish is nuts.. well you know'.
I can't do shyt like that even with my own family members. So a homie that close is rare as fukk.
But me? If either one of our bishes got choosey and pulled this on either of us, we would go ahead and smush, then collectively bush..
Or not. Depending on what the bish willing to bring to the BBQ she might can keep coming around.
Bck inna day the bishes was bringing us other bishes. So we allowed some level of ratchetness like the aforementioned passing of the puzzies.
Yep. I made that mistake and I’ll always regret it. My dude BM basically threw it at me, hit me up late one night with the “wyd” text. Bad as I wanted to, I didn’t do it, but I didn’t tell him about it either. Smh. I guess she told him one night a few months later when they was arguing and he hit me like 2 AM and asked me about it and I fessed up to him. We didn’t get into to it or fall out, but our relationship has never been the same since then either. They married now and they got 5 kids, it’s just awkward as shyt coming around. And all these years later I regret that because you right, when you get old you realize you just don’t have many true friends, but you also don’t have many friends who are about some shyt either. And breh is a good dude, not on no bullshyt. In my circle that’s a rarity. You wake up one day at 30 something and over half the folks you grew up with in prison, dead or washed up somewhere. Then you really regret the 1 or 2 you let fade away for whatever reason.
GhettoTeK
All Star
Miss, you have to get out of my bed. 
On the flip, I'd call my nikka on FaceTime and dismiss his ho
On the flip, I'd call my nikka on FaceTime and dismiss his ho