Your bowel movements shouldn't take longer than 60 seconds

[BrothaZay]

Really 45 seconds if we being Ben frank

It's crazy how nikkas go they whole life thinking it's normal for a bowel movement to take over 5 minutes

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[⠀X ⠀]

 

[levitate]

Gotta agree with breh.

If your drinking enough water, you’ll be schlooping out one long soft rod as soon as you sit down. shyt will be 18 inches and beefy.

You’ll even cum a little bit too...

 

[old pig]

Gotta agree with breh.

If your drinking enough water, you’ll be schlooping out one long soft rod as soon as you sit down. shyt will be 18 inches and beefy.

You’ll even cum a little bit too...

[insert shaq gif]

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Gotta agree with breh.

If your drinking enough water, you’ll be schlooping out one long soft rod as soon as you sit down. shyt will be 18 inches and beefy.

You’ll even cum a little bit too...

it’s too early for this breh...

 

[HipHopStan]

What the fukk?

 

[L2014]

Ideas don’t even be full circle


edit: my bad man, I’m trippin.(if you commit that I’m still punching a hole thru ya soggy ass chest!)

 

[cozy carl]

That’s only if you have a loose a$$hole, no homo.​

 

[Super Ramon Jr]

Yea. It takes me longer to wipe my ass than to shyt

 

[Clay Puppington]

Brehs...do we really have a smiley for every sitiation

 

[KidJSoul]

Lmao one of the best replies ever ​

 

[Tetsuo]

it’s too early for this breh...

 

[Wildhundreds]

Really 45 seconds if we being Ben frank

It's crazy how nikkas go they whole life thinking it's normal for a bowel movement to take over 5 minutes

Most times less that 30 seconds for me..

And, youre not really supposed to have a glob of shyt on the tissue neither..

Got to up that fiber game brehs..

 

[At30wecashout]

Its true. If im on the toilet longer, its because im enjoying my movementI drink hella water/almond milk and tons of broccoli and every morning at the same time I am moving the bricks like Gucci.