Your boy asks you to cover for him so he can step out on his lady

[Fiji Water]

breh... i dont think thats what is being said...

you got a sick twisted perspective...

hope you don't have any homies who ask you to watch over their fam when they doing a bid/traveling..

you gonna be like "well homie basically gave me the greenlight to fukk his bytch"

Wait what?

I'm not trying to fukk his wife

1- I got a girl
2- Even if I didn't and was walking the Sahara, I'm not cut from that cloth. Only married woman I wanna fukk is my wife.
3- These aren't randoms. These are my people from back in the day.

Reading comprehension at an all time low lmfao. What kinda porn plot line you thinking of?
He doesnt want him to fukk his wife. Just say they were hanging out or some shyt

That is what you took from OPs post?

Get help

Listen, dude asked if the man can cover for him while he cheats. That's a greenlight and a red flag.

On top of that, you think this woman has absolutely no clue she's being cheated on? If OP don't fukk her, her other side dude will. It's a reason why he was called. So step up to the plate or not, someone gonna be knocking her down while buddy thinks he's getting away with something. Y'all can go ahead with the bullshyt. Lmaoooo

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

NOPE. I'M NOT TELLING BUT I'M DISTANCING MYSELF FROM HIM. IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD YOUR GIRL DOWN, I CAN'T TRUST YOU EITHER.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Nope

You could be my boy for life but when it comes to crime and cheating you are on your own. I won't hold nobody secrets from the law or their spouse and don't ask or expect it.

Da hail kinda snitch shyt?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Da hail kinda snitch shyt?

I can't be a snitch if you don't involve me In a crime.

Duh

 

[BBG]

"righteous cheating" he says nikkas just be typing anything

 

[Savvir]

Listen, dude asked if the man can cover for him while he cheats. That's a greenlight and a red flag.

On top of that, you think this woman has absolutely no clue she's being cheated on? If OP don't fukk her, her other side dude will. It's a reason why he was called. So step up to the plate or not, someone gonna be knocking her down while buddy thinks he's getting away with something. Y'all can go ahead with the bullshyt. Lmaoooo

nikka.... the dude is anxious about even covering for his boy cheating...

your first thought is for OP to smash his homies wife? that's like 0-100 outta nowhere

wtf... you not making this look any better


OP:
"yo coli, I'm bothered by my boy putting me into an awkward situation involving cheating during marriage"

You:
"well the only solution is to start fukking his wife... somebody has to do it"



you a sick nikka breh

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

A true scumbag would be that proverbial penis to cry on while he's out with simping on his side bytch. You need to see the big picture and soil his wife.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

If the wife “knows what time it is” then why the need to put you in it?

His boy a coward. Too scared to break up with his woman lol

 

[RennisDeynolds]

My college roommate took our other homeboy on a out of town trip where he was planning on cheating on his girl . On some more the merrier shyt I guess.


When they came back we riding around town and the topic of cheating/ the side piece came up. The friend that went along was on bullshyt talking about he would tell my roommates' girl about the whole thing if it came down to it


Had to give him a lecture about keeping his damn mouth shut and staying outta people's business

 

[Fiji Water]

nikka.... the dude is anxious about even covering for his boy cheating...

your first thought is for OP to smash his homies wife? that's like 0-100 outta nowhere

wtf... you not making this look any better


OP:
"yo coli, I'm bothered by my boy putting me into an awkward situation involving cheating during marriage"

You:
"well the only solution is to start fukking his wife... somebody has to do it"



you a sick nikka breh

Let it play out. Have the OP ask the chick if she knows and I'd put money on it that she probably got her own side and been waiting for old boy to leave.

 

[NinoBrown]

It's just something about calling ppl family or a good friend and then looking them in the eye knowing they spouse or significant other is fukkking around on them. I can't do that and I won't do it. I'm telling. If I lose a friend fukk it

Doesn't bother me one bit..don't understand the snitching mentality.

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

Homie just called me talking about do me this solid:
I got this heaux flying in, cover for me so I can spend the day with her

Background: I been knowing his wife since HS. Me and him been homies since we were 18. We all tight, I know her fam and his fam.
They're on the outs but still married. One of those "staying for the kid" shyt
She knows what time it is, but he's not gonna disrespect her by doing dirt in the open you know?
That's where I come in

I've been in this situation before and like the camel said
I'm like the dog, I don't speak but I understand

Naw shouldn’t do that. And if that’s really your homie he should respect you telling him you ain’t. I wouldn’t even do that for my brother if he was married. Now if buddy wasn’t married and it was a girlfriend (all good)

 

[Youngblood Priest]

Wait what?

I'm not trying to fukk his wife

1- I got a girl
2- Even if I didn't and was walking the Sahara, I'm not cut from that cloth. Only married woman I wanna fukk is my wife.
3- These aren't randoms. These are my people from back in the day.

Dude literally read another post then came and answered yours

 

[Devilinurear]

Homie just called me talking about do me this solid:
I got this heaux flying in, cover for me so I can spend the day with her

Background: I been knowing his wife since HS. Me and him been homies since we were 18. We all tight, I know her fam and his fam.
They're on the outs but still married. One of those "staying for the kid" shyt
She knows what time it is, but he's not gonna disrespect her by doing dirt in the open you know?
That's where I come in

I've been in this situation before and like the camel said
I'm like the dog, I don't speak but I understand

If you want to do that it's on you. But my friends know not to come to me with that bullshyt.

 

[Lexington Steele]

Do dirt dolo, doggy.