Your child ever asked you a question you couldn't answer

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

Earlier we was outside my kid said "Daddy do flies go to sleep at night?" I was like

 

[YaBoy]

Earlier we was outside my kid said "Daddy do flies go to sleep at night?" I was like

You never been out at night? Flies are always out

 

[aXiom]

"Do you love my mom?"

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

You never been out at night? Flies are always out

But do they ever sleep? I was dumbfound can't lie I failed as a father

 

[Freedman]

Tell that lil nikka you not Google

 

[agnosticlady]

"Do you love my mom?"

You have a kid?

 

[aXiom]

You have a kid?

If i did, he/she would be calling you mommy

 

[agnosticlady]

If i did, he/she would be calling you mommy

 

[Tunez]

How come you are the best Banks stan in the world?

 

[FinesseKing]

Back when my daughter was four she asked me why I wasn't sleeping in the house with her and mommy. I almost cried after I dropped her off at school and tried to get back with her mom but at that point she was over me and I don't blame her. She is married now and my daughter still acts like a little girl and she isn't showing early onset thot, so I'm cool.

 

[Isaiah Bradley]

Flies can't be out at night due to lack of visibility
If you ever get an annoying fly in your house, turn off the light and leave a lamp on
That fakkit will spend most of the time around the lamp because the other parts of the room is too dark

 

[Pool_Shark]

Daddy what is God?



It's tricky cause I don't know how I want my son to think of God. I was raised Christian but I don't believe in the religion like that. I still pray though. My mom wants to take them to church but then I feel guilty indoctrinating them into something that shapes their minds for the rest of their lives.