Your entire family, all your riches, dog, and kids were kidnapped by ruthless goons..

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

You and your best homie go through the entire city...like, i don't know, TEN NEIGHBORHOODS of town just to save them. You beat up countless minions and just lay out fools with 3 hits at a time. You got no heater, no vest, just a knife you pick up off the ground you can only use like twice...You beat up the neighborhood bosses and they all take Ls because of how determined you two are. He is Al Cowlings to your OJ; a true rider for your cause.

At the end when you finally make it to the leader of this gang, you see that he is yoked out...like brock lesnar x 2 and he has an M16 on deck...YOU ARE NOT THAT CONFIDENT you can beat him .

He makes you an ultimatum.....

CONGRATULATIONS [your name]. YOU HAVE DEFEATED MY ENTIRE GANG. I'm impressed. . You see however, THIS WAS ALL A TEST TO PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS TO MY CARTEL. You family was simply a pawn to lure you to see if you could last a mission like this; and you clearly can *curtain is revealed and wife and family and stacks of cash are behind mirror, safely watching tv....*

YOU CAN BE MY FIRST LUTENIENT. THE RICHES I TOOK FROM YOU ARE MEANINGLESS COMPARED TO THE WEALTH THAT AWAITS. I OWN THE POLICE, NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR WAY.

EXCEPT... THAT GUY *points to your homie*

YOU MUST DEFEAT HIM, OR FACE ME IN COMBAT

IF YOU LOSE TO HIM...HE GETS EVERYTHING THAT AWAITS YOU.

IF YOU LOSE TO ME, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY PERISH. *exposes AK-47*

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO DECIDE

what do you do

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

osu = osu sucks

how could i EVER make that mistake

 

[MidniteJay]

My homie and I are jumping that nikka.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

My homie and I are jumping that nikka.

you sure thats a good idea

​

 

[Zebruh]

@ this nikka Mr. X

We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life.

Spoiler

Why this keep happening to my family?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

@ this nikka Mr. X

We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life.

Spoiler

Why this keep happening to my family?

My favorite is still waking up with a letter on the pillow with a knife through it

that visual is just hillarious to me

 

[Hersh]

weel figure out a glitch to kill him--

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

weel figure out a glitch to kill him--

a glitch?


after them ten seconds you're getting the blunt end of a russian assault rifle

then lead poisoning

 

[Hersh]

infinite continues code?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

infinite continues code?

breh this reality. Unless you are jesus of nazereth, you got ten seconds to decide your fate and get one chance at either choice.

WHAT DO YOU DO

 

[Higher Tech]

If we beat up 10 neighborhoods full of muthafukkas, this chump aint gonna be much of a problem. I'm ridin with my homie who just rode with me to get my family blood couldn't make us no closer, he family too.

We gon beat the shyt outta this boss and cut his head off with a pocket knife, then take over his operation.

 

[Hersh]

no powerups? weapons?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Id we beat up 10 neighborhoods full of muthafukkas, this chump aint gonna be much of a problem. I'm ridin with my homie who just rode with me to get my family blood couldn't make us no closer, he family too.

We gon beat the shyt outta this boss and cut his head off with a pocket knife, then take over his operation.

but that also means you're exhausted, and he's been chillin in the penthouse drinking red and smokin stogies...and target practicing

he's at 100% and has the choppa. You've gotten your wig split all through the city and have only replenished on apples and chicken dinners you found on the ground.

again

he is brollic and has the chopper..you are.....YOU.

You sure you dont want to consider that handsome offer?

 

[Higher Tech]

but that also means you're exhausted, and he's been chillin in the penthouse drinking red and smokin stogies...and target practicing

he's at 100% and has the choppa. You've gotten your wig split all through the city and have only replenished on apples and chicken dinners you found on the ground.

again

he is brollic and has the chopper..you are.....YOU.

You sure you dont want to consider that handsome offer?

Positive.

 

[Jax]

Call the Police