Your ex making heartbroken/bitter FB statuses appreciation thread

[BrothaZay]

Yall know how you would be talking to a bytch or have some history with her then she cuts you off out the blue. You're like manny:

Then a couple days later shes on fb talkn about how much she loves her new boo yadda yadda. You're like this bytch

Time passes by then you get bacc on fb and u see her make a statuses saying "FUKK nikkaS AINT shyt IM REALLY CRYING RITE NOW UGH!!"



Happened to me last night

Her fb status-"After all of dis. Dis his how u repay me"

Me-"Whats wrong "

her-"Best fren ion even like talking at all.. I jus dont understand y such n such wud do me like dis"

I didnt reply but i hit her with the in my head

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Butthurt ex girlfriends make my bub bubs bounce.

I remember when my ex girlfriend was posting endless statuses about how she's "found love, finally!" and how she is finally so happy with her life and new boyfriend, an obese supermarket manager.



I was just posting pictures, news articles, or funny pictures to my wall. Nothing really complaining or bragging about what I was doing in life, just let the pictures speak for themselves. I was always with hotter girls than her, so I guess she tried to make up ground saying that she had found true love, so she was coming out ahead.



I wouldn't tell her, but I only went out with her because she let me boss her around. Otherwise she had a really shallow and boring personality, and was shyt in bed. Good on her for finding someone who's thirsty enough to appreciate her.

 

[blockburna420]

She put u in the friendzone so U still aint hitting tho...
U not even more like an Ol' best friend I'l support u emotionally ass nikka

 

[Red Omega]

Till the day comes where she puts up new love stauses for the next dude.

its a cycle

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Nah, grown folks off that shyt. I'm not even friends with any of the chicks I've fukked with

 

[Singh]

Happened to me once.

shyt was mad watching this hoe trying to post slick subliminal shyt about me.

Then I realized "why the fukk did this hoe not unfriend me yet?" Like I'm that thirsty to find out what she's upto

anyway that shyt was str8 bushes

Should of never allowed grown women with adolescent-minded lame high school emotional mentalities & attitudes create a account & share their opinions

 

[MikelArteta]

people actually keep thier exes on fb? then play games like hey my life is better than urs?

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Nah, grown folks off that shyt. I'm not even friends with any of the chicks I've fukked with

This.

And how about when they hit you with the "why did you delete me on FB?" text? Even girls who I parted with on good terms I don't keep on there. What's the point?

 

[R.O. Double]

Ex was off my fb when shyt was over. shyt i hated was the late night drunken "I love you and we need to be together or i might kill myself calls". I tried to be nice telling her she'll find somebody better and to just let me go, but then it got old quick and i started cussing her out. I ain't wanna hear that bullshyt. Two weeks later she got shot in the back, arm and chest. I felt bad and got her number from a mutual friend and sent a text to check on her and she was still on that bullshyt trying to get me back. I cut her off again.

 

[ClassyME]

My ex is too grown for that bitter bullshyt.

 

[PasteGod]

I'm happy for the heauxs let somebody else deal with the bs. If she's the right one that behavior is nonexistent my g. In your case you sound like a simp friend zone ass nikka. While I'm the guy that broke the heauxs heart smh. Yall friendly nikkas will never learn. Treat these heauxs with indifference and they'll respect you.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

reading her post gave me a headache