Your Execs Were So Preoccupied with Whether or Not they Could, They Didn't Stop to Think if They Should | Jurassic World Rebirth | In Theaters Now

[Lootpack]

It be like that, lol. Had some cool ideas that were put on the back-burner to prioritize commercial, studio check-offs instead, which…isn’t anything new for this franchise but tiring nonetheless.

 

[OJ Simpsom]

The first scene in the movie and I was done. Had the the disgust face the rest of the time.

I had the same experience.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Word I'm seeing is it's not even really bad...just bland as fukk. So basically Jurassic Park 3

I'll wait til it hits Peacock lmao

 

[Optimus Prime]

You can tell from the trailer that Mahershala is going to sacrifice himself for these kids that should not be there

I want to see the first cut of this film with the real ending before they showed it to test audiences and changed it

All the deaths of the "red shirts" were so choreographed, you could tell when they were going to get eaten especially the Black French breh

 

[Sghost597]

Infinitely better than the dumb as rock world trilogy, but this should be the end of all muntant dinosaurs plots.

Just give us post apocalyptic Jurassic World like we want.

 

[NZA]

let these reptiles rest

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Took the kids to see this.


Wasn't terrible. Wasn't great. Started choppy but once it going it was a decent ride. Just dumb plot and some bad dialogue... the family didnt really bother me, the little girl was cute and the older girl at least wasnt useless. Delores is cute as hell too. Reminded me of my pug. Lol

It definitely wasnt original in any aspect but overall its a decent theater experience but dont expect anything overly dope.

C+

Definitely better than the last 2 JWs.

 

[summwunn]

Infinitely better than the dumb as rock world trilogy, but this should be the end of all muntant dinosaurs plots.

Just give us post apocalyptic Jurassic World like we want.

 

[Sghost597]

Could make 5 films in that setting before you had to reboot it.

Too bad Apes already did the cure turned virus, because Rebirth would perfect precursor to that. If they didn't kill all the dinosaurs outside the tropics.

Seem like they just don't want to go in a different direction while these films are making a billion dollars each. Universal going to take the least amount of risks possible till Golden Goose stop laying eggs.