Your Life Is Going Great... Then You Get That Phone Call

[Marco Zen]

[[wack ass ringtone]]


[[[wack ass ringtone]]]




(CLIK)


You: "yea what up who dis "


Caller: "yes hello, may I speak to a Mr. Smith?"


You: "yea this him, whas up witchya "


Caller: "hi Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Johnson. I'm calling to let you know that your results came back and you are positive for stage 2 herpes."


You: ""



Caller: "Mr. Smith?? Hello???"



You: "da fukk you talkin bout mane, I'm in here playin Madden, how I got some gott dam herpes! That bytch I fukked last week looked clean so "

Caller: "I understand that Mr. Smith but you're going to need to come to my office so that we can go over how to manage the genital outbreaks and other symptoms you'll have for the rest of your life."


You: "My ol lady got the car right now so..."


Caller: "she's gonna have to come in to Mr. Smith"


You: "da fukk for??"


Caller: "there's a good chance she has it as well"



You: "it was all good just a week ago "






























Run up in hos raw brehs

 

[verbaltelekinesis]

Herpes phone calls?

:chloe what:

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

At least it's only stage 2

I've gotten to stage 3, after that it's the boss fight

 

[BlvdBrawler]

What the fukk is "stage 2" herpes, breh?

 

[DarlingNikki]

I don't think doctors are allowed to disclose that kind of info on the phone.

 

[Nino Brown]

The clinic has your number on speed dial?



Besides, you can only get STIs from anal sex.

Vaginal sex and a 20 min shower never ever made nobody sick

 

[Perpetual Beast]

I don't think doctors are allowed to disclose that kind of info on the phone.

They arent....OP just had a "swing and a miss" with trying to be funny by having a self depreciation thread and it fell flat.. when are people gonna learn you cant buy charisma ?? Smh..

 

[13473]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

see with the thread title you had a good line...

 

[Marco Zen]

What the fukk is "stage 2" herpes, breh?

Well TYPE 2 then mfer!!!

You know what the fukk I meant

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Get some Robitussin, a Smirnoff Ice and tell that doctor to fukk off

 

[DarlingNikki]

you can still catch herpes with a condom. i'd be upset but a lot of adults have it. i would not tell my husband especially if he has not been tested in a long time. if he found out he got it i'd act like he gave it to me from an old relationship. or even better i might get him to admit cheating on me during the marriage.

Troll

 

[BlvdBrawler]

you can still catch herpes with a condom. i'd be upset but a lot of adults have it. i would not tell my husband especially if he has not been tested in a long time. if he found out he got it i'd act like he gave it to me from an old relationship. or even better i might get him to admit cheating on me during the marriage.

:thehell:

How is that "better"?

Get married, brehs.

 

[13473]

 

[Marco Zen]

I don't think doctors are allowed to disclose that kind of info on the phone.

They arent....OP just had a "swing and a miss" with trying to be funny by having a self depreciation thread and it fell flat.. when are people gonna learn you cant buy charisma ?? Smh..

Yes they can.

That's not a violation of policy to call a mfer to disclose lab results.


Me without charisma??? I wish breh