Your Life Is Going Great... Then You Get That Phone Call

[DarlingNikki]

because i got him to admit cheating.


i'm not married. that was a hypothetical reaction to a hypothetical question

Didn't say you were married, DID call you a troll.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Yes they can.

That's not a violation of policy to call a mfer to disclose lab results.


Me without charisma??? I wish breh

Ha! Yeah okay guy i just seen you go for the cheap laugh and it fell...ill holla

 

[Claudex]

you can still catch herpes with a condom. i'd be upset but a lot of adults have it. i would not tell my husband especially if he has not been tested in a long time. if he found out he got it i'd act like he gave it to me from an old relationship. or even better i might get him to admit cheating on me during the marriage.

So demonic!

 

[Stoop Kid]

Lmao at telling your doctor, "im in here playin madden"

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Scary and funny . I got to go get tested

 

[concise]

I thought this was about somebody dying.

 

[Marco Zen]

Lmao at telling your doctor, "im in here playin madden"

Breh... You wouldn't believe some of the shyt people say

I hear about this shyt from people who deliver this kinda news. Mfers actually say shyt like "how the fukk did I get a STD?!!"


Like hmmmm lets see

 

[Remote]

 

[Strapped]

[[wack ass ringtone]]


[[[wack ass ringtone]]]




(CLIK)


You: "yea what up who dis "


Caller: "yes hello, may I speak to a Mr. Smith?"


You: "yea this him, whas up witchya "


Caller: "hi Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Johnson. I'm calling to let you know that your results came back and you are positive for stage 2 herpes."


You: ""



Caller: "Mr. Smith?? Hello???"



You: "da fukk you talkin bout mane, I'm in here playin Madden, how I got some gott dam herpes! That bytch I fukked last week looked clean so "

Caller: "I understand that Mr. Smith but you're going to need to come to my office so that we can go over how to manage the genital outbreaks and other symptoms you'll have for the rest of your life."


You: "My ol lady got the car right now so..."


Caller: "she's gonna have to come in to Mr. Smith"


You: "da fukk for??"


Caller: "there's a good chance she has it as well"



You: "it was all good just a week ago "






























Run up in hos raw brehs

been telling yall to strapp up

 

[Perpetual Beast]

you can still catch herpes with a condom. i'd be upset but a lot of adults have it. i would not tell my husband especially if he has not been tested in a long time. if he found out he got it i'd act like he gave it to me from an old relationship. or even better i might get him to admit cheating on me during the marriage.

Boring troll job....create a new profile/persona....this one isnt "it"..its too try hard

 

[Marco Zen]

you can still catch herpes with a condom. i'd be upset but a lot of adults have it. i would not tell my husband especially if he has not been tested in a long time. if he found out he got it i'd act like he gave it to me from an old relationship. or even better i might get him to admit cheating on me during the marriage.

You evil as fukk

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Better than getting served for child support i suppose

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Better than getting served for child support i suppose