Your son does this to your car; What is his punishment?

[puppetmaster]

kidding. Wouldn’t need to do much in this situation. Guilt and shame are powerful motivators.


Id do it the way my old man did when I did dumb shyt


“Probably won’t do that one again huh?”

the fact that he and moms knew was enough for me to not want to do (insert dumbass kid action) again

 

[Starman]

Does insurance cover all that?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

I had a few tasteless jokes about selling the child, or putting the lil guy in Foster care

But if I had a ride like that in a loft surrounded by glass...I'd probably also have enough to get the shyt fixed the following weekend.

The shame alone is enough to fukk with the kid for months while he's grounded for the summer

 

[ColdSlither]

Cam knew he was fukked and didn't care. He had enough

 

[MoneyTron]

I don't even know. The Ferrari 250 GTO Spider in Ferris Bueller is currently worth around $15 million.

I'd probably pass out first.

But if I can afford a $15 million car, well, I'll be OK.

 

[Samori Toure]

This is my reaction

This is my reality.

As long as my boy was not then hurt I am thankful. It was just bullshyt anyway that I didn't even need and it can be replaced.

 

[feelosofer]

I would punish him but car insurance covers this type of mishap. It's not the end of the world.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

It would literally be like a wrestling segment where we hug and work it out then we he turns away I beat the hell out of him

 

[acri1]

However much my car insurance is going up, I'm taking the difference out his paycheck.

Doesn't have a job? We can change that.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

What made you go that route?

Kids do dumb shyt but I make it a point to not yell at, berate, or strike my kids. He would just need to stay out of my sight for a few days.

 

[wastedmermaid]

He gone have to go out and get a job while I garnish 80% of his wages until I’m paid back for the damages