Your wife is due with y’all’s first born but the baby don’t want to come, are you staying? UPDATE: SHES IN LABOR 8/12. Post 71

[MikelArteta]

Fathers or the non-birthing parent get paternity leave.
Maternity leave is for childbirth and recovery.

I only took a week off work but thankfully I work remote.

In theu days and age didn't want to take the risk taking that much time of work . I've seen people taking leaves coming back and being laid off

 

[boogers]

Thank God i wasnt born a female

and that big ass baby has to squeeze out through a slowly opening hole the size of a peanut!

i dont know if anyone here has ever dealt with constipation/impaction before but that shyt brought me to literal tears. its like trying to pass a football. i couldnt sit comfortably for about three days. at least i got to flush it and not raise it for 18 years

and thats still smaller than a baby.

mostly im grateful that i dont know this kind of fear (but seriously, dave had 25K on him... why didnt he call a cab??)

 

[jdubnyce]

Have kids
Recommend inducing
Modern medicine >>>
I vote for c-section
Dad takes pat leave (if available)

 

[Yinny]

They probably ain’t want to risk the baby coming out with the NBA Yb forehead.



I think it’s something the doctors floated by them earlier but now the clock is ticking

It’s Saturday we need an update- is the baby here and healthy? Does dad still have a job?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

pto and fmla leave... shyt take ya time lil buddy i got over 3months worth of time i can burn

 

[ItsPeople]

It’s Saturday we need an update- is the baby here and healthy? Does dad still have a job?

Everyone is still where they were since the last time



Now he’s stressing that he’s loosing money.

 

[The God Poster]

Baby need money TF

Just like them child support threads a baby don’t need money just a loving parent

 

[popogogo]

Both my kids wasn't trying to leave the womb.

C-Section.

Kids are just fine and the coochie still clenches like a vice grip.

 

[maxamusa]

I’m aware, I was hoping to show the person I quoted that they’re the actual moron

Ole potato poh-tat-toe ass dweeb

 

[Wandissimo]

Immediately abandon the family for good.

 

[ItsPeople]

Well she’s in labor and he never left but he says he’s been trying to get ahold of his job but it’s been radio silence for the past few days.

 

[Mank1nd]

Well she’s in labor and he never left but he says he’s been trying to get ahold of his job but it’s been radio silence for the past few days.

He made his choice. If I were him, I'd just show up on the job with a letter of resuming work and continue as normal. If they're going to fire me, atleast let me know in person.

Plus the news of a new father getting fired circulating around the job isnt a good look for any company, so I hope he reminds them of that if they do decide to take that route.