You're growing up in rural kansas and it becomes apparent to you that you're powerful as fukk.......

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You are superboy, around 14 years old.

You are kryptonian level strong and fast and etc

What do you choose to do with your life?

 

[Existential]

I'd do whatever the fukk I wanted to, I wouldn't be limited to any one option on this poll.

 

[marcuz]

enslave white people, probably

 

[-DMP-]

Dude if im in highschool with superman powers.... theres only one thing im doing. Headed straight to the females locker room.

-DMP-

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Travel the cosmos and learn about the rest of the universe, and abandon earth

 

[LionofJudah]

enslave white people, probably

Yeah, they would be DONE.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

smoke a lot of weed and fly around the world.

use my xray vision on girls.. put them in a little danger.. then and wait for my sexy time reward

 

[Black Magisterialness]

a combination of damn near all of them.


I basically become a force of nature...i see some fukked up shyt...ima take care of that...some bad hoes ima hit those.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Make the biggest fart ever and blow up the world.

 

[obarth]

Kill young Lex Luthor and young Bruce Wayne. Proceed to give no fukks for the rest of my natural life

 

[PremierDaTruth]

Would commit to OSU

 

[Bud Bundy]

You are superboy, around 14 years old.

You are kryptonian level strong and fast and etc

What do you choose to do with your life?

become the worlds most powerful peeping tom and feed my bros in just bugging out.

when i get older i will help humanity and then travel the universe.

 

[Niggthaniel Essex]

Flying through the cosmos? Even at light speed that shyt would take forever. fukk that.

I'd help science most definitely...but on some Dr. Doom shyt. We're doing things my way or no way at all.

And I hope everybody likes the new name of the planet. Because it WILL be named after me.

Yeah, villain. I'd definitely be a villain.






First thing I'd do though is punch straight through George Zimmerman's face because I "felt threatened".

 

[BlvdBrawler]

First thing I'd do though is punch straight through George Zimmerman's face because I "felt threatened".

I thought this would go w/o saying.

But yea after this I'm heading to the Obama household like, "So... you can pay me a billion dollars a year to help defend the US, or another country can pay me a billion dollars a year for the same service. I won't be paying taxes either."

Then when I'm 35 I'll run for president and if I lose I'm taking over anyway. Then I'm getting rid of the office of the presidency, establishing myself as the emperor of the American Empire, firing at least a million useless government workers, and fixing this damn country.

 

[chuckifubuck]

have a harem of the baddest bytches on earth, and travel the cosmos, collecting a bunch of alien bytches on the way.

I wouldn't try to enslave earth cause if we in the DC universe theres about 500 heroes that would make it their life's goal to kill me, not to mention any good guy aliens that would come through and kill me. shyt, if superman tried to enslave earth Green lantern would have him locked up in space jail after asap.

edit- oh THIS earth. Yeah i'd consider enslaving but I prolly wouldn't do it