You're Joe Flacco, list your demands!

[Hawaiian Punch]

The knife ray lewis used to body them nikkas


That was low . How about the bloody suit he stashed?

Still a little low .

How about a $100 million dollar deal, 89% guaranteed and back loaded for the final 2 years

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

100mil contract 50 mil guaranteed and I'll buy my own whores

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

An o-line and receivers that make me look good Oh wait...

 

[kash10003]

he gonna start by askin for that CJ money and a reunion of the wire + one extended season arrested development style

 

[YaBoy]

way too cheap breh

blowjob from Beyonce?

 

[Born2BKing]

Personal eyebrow trimmer and 15 m's a season over 6 years. 50 m's guaranteed.

 

[Malik]

100 million contract with 80 million guaranteed

A fully furnished loft in downtown DC paid for by the Ravens board of directors

Apologies from everyone who doubted I was elite

I want my jersey commemorated before Ray Lewis

In fact, I want #5 retired. No one will wear it again. Not even me

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I would franchise the nikka if I owned them, he is going to fukk our whole cap situation in a major way. Business is business.

 

[Born2BKing]

In fact, I want #5 retired. No one will wear it again. Not even me

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Reduce the price of girl scout cookies across America.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Brady money and another HoF MLB

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Pop Rocks made from coke.

A Oscar Meyer Wiener-mobile on 32's with jet propulsion and stadium speakers (on the outside).

Elvis's fat suit made from adamatium sequins.

A 5 leaf clover

A waterfall at my house that's filled with Ketel One

Charles In Charge of my house.

Crocodile Mile (that's actually a mile long).


and...



House on the clouds.



*shrugs*



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