You're on a school field trip and SUDDENLY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BITES YOU

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You start sweating and feel sick as fukk...you go home and spontaneously sense impending danger and even jump on a wall to avoid getting hit by a car. You also realize you're now strong asf and didn't even significantly bulk up..you're just strong...

How do YOU play this?

 

[mastermind]

Needed multiple options

I'd def be a super hero but I would become a star athlete and have lots of sex.

 

[CouldBeWorse]

1st option is EASILY the best one.

 

[Won Won]

Become the first 5-sport pro athlete

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Needed multiple options

I'd def be a super hero but I would become a star athlete and have lots of sex.

That's what makes it a tough decision

Going down as the goat boxer

Taking less damage than Floyd but delivering more damage than Tyson

Ballin like crazy and all the spoils

 

[MikelArteta]

Damn you've outdone yourself with this one breh

I'd have to echo @Won Won

Be the goat qb/pg/nl starting pitcher/NHL goalie/ English premiership striker

As well be a boxer on the side and run the 100m in the Olympics

As my cover, while robbing banks and art galleries as my main gig

 

[Maude]

become a boxer, next best thing is to join the military rank up quickly, gain influence + power and overthrow the government.

 

[Kenny West]

I'd probably go superhero after I spend a good week fukking people up with my powers first.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

become a boxer, next best thing is to join the military rank up quickly, gain influence + power and overthrow the government.

Legit had millitary coup as an option for a moment...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

become a boxer, next best thing is to join the military rank up quickly, gain influence + power and overthrow the government.

Breh, Spiderman would be the best draw in the history of boxing...he could clean out every division and come out looking like floyd with 10 belts or ultimo dragon on when nitro

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

Breh, Spiderman would be the best draw in the history of boxing...he could clean out every division and come out looking like floyd with 10 belts or ultimo dragon on when nitro

Damn...those reflexis. I never thought about it but you literally cant hit him.

 

[mastermind]

at becoming the greatest window washer of all time

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

at becoming the greatest window washer of all time

It's a craft being the GOAT at an in demand skill is underrated

 

[mastermind]

I honestly think Id become a GOAT athlete. I can get the girls due to that.

I can do heroic stuff if I see it, but im fittna have a 40 year NBA career.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I honestly think Id become a GOAT athlete. I can get the girls due to that.

I can do heroic stuff if I see it, but im fittna have a 40 year NBA career.

Low key if say you had a mayweather career you could retire and enter the nba draft as you continue to defend your swimming boxing and wrestling gold medals every four years