You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

#catset we all we got

negd

dude really negged me over disliking cats lmao

Cats

 

[old pig]

Real time footage of multiple coli brehs fighting off a fukking cat

lmaooooooo there’s a gif for EVERYTHING online LOL!!!

 

[General Mills]

Suffocate yourself inside a cat's ass brehs

 

[King Khufu]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom,

Are we just going to ignore that he said he would rape a cat?

 

[Jalether]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

Goodnight coli, see y'all in the morning

 

[Kairi Irving]

...2 posts later

:Mmm_Shaolin: 我去吃了!

 

[King Khufu]

:Mmm_Shaolin: 我去吃了!

猫の虐待あなたはみんな悪い人です nikka。

 

[Kairi Irving]

猫の虐待あなたはみんな悪い人です nikka。

讓你自己陷入貓混蛋不是哈萊姆過去的時光，你同性戀

 

[King Khufu]

讓你自己陷入貓混蛋不是哈萊姆過去的時光，你同性戀

Aww shyt, someone got jokes.
あなたのガールフレンドはあなたの猫のためにあなたを残しました、あなたはそれについて何をしますか？

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Aww shyt, someone got jokes.
あなたのガールフレンドはあなたの猫のためにあなたを残しました、あなたはそれについて何をしますか？

How you gonna switch up to Japanese in the middle of the conversation

 

[Kairi Irving]

Aww shyt, someone got jokes.
あなたのガールフレンドはあなたの猫のためにあなたを残しました、あなたはそれについて何をしますか？

This whole time you using Japanese when I was using Chinese