[9/13/23] AEW Dynamite: Joe/Strong, Hangman Page/Brian Cage, Mox/Big Bill, Women's 4-Way, RIP 2pac, and more...

[Reality Check]

Live from Cincinnati, Ohio, it's the go-home show for AEW Grand Slam next week. Also, RIP 2pac since tomorrow will be 27 years since his passing. Here's what's been announced:

"I'd rather die before they capture me, watch me bleed"
AEW International Championship: Jon Moxley (C) vs. Big Bill


"Take me away from all the pressure, and all the pain, Show me some happiness again"
Men's #1 Contender Match: Roderick "Aaaadddaaaammmm" Strong vs. Samoa Joe


"I got enemies do anything to break me, my attitude changed"

Spoiler

couldn't find something easily to describe this match

Hangman Page vs. Brian Cage


"Every other city we go, every other video, no matter where I go, I see the same ho"
Women's #1 Contender Match: Dr. Britt Baker vs. Nyla Rose vs. Hikaru Shida vs. Toni "watch for the shoe" Storm


"When me and you was homies, no one informed me it was all a scheme"
Sammy Guevara and Jericho face off in a promo battle before their match at Grand Slam


"Just sell me your soul, and live the life of a Ghetto Star pro wrestler"
Don Callis has more "art" to debut

Spoiler

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Body talkin' shyt to me but I can't comprehend the meaning

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[Starboy52]

“I'll probably be punished for hard living, blind to the facts:
Thugs is convicts in God's prison, hands on the strap”

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[Trips]

Why do they need another boring ass Jericho/Sammy promo.

Roddy in that damn neckbrace

 

[Reality Check]

Body talkin' shyt to me but I can't comprehend the meaning

* reserves "Love the way you activate your hips and push your ass out" for a PAWG Patrol or Kiera Hogan match on Rampage *

 

[Silkk]

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Rebel got them cheeks out and saying watch Dynamite

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Some of y'all aren't taking neck health seriously. One muscle buster from Joe and it's over for this man


Roderick is putting his (neck)health on the line like a more bland Darby, God Bless him.


Get that belt and your friend back king

 

[Silkk]

@Cattle Mutilation You seen this?

 

[Thebadguy]

Rebel got them cheeks out and saying watch Dynamite

 

[Trips]

If there is one thing JR is gonna do. It's stay horny on his main



Also looking over the card again. This reads like TK definitely used EWR to book.

A title match, a match to heat up a babyface, a tournament final, a fatal 4 way, a couple of repeated promo segments

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

@Cattle Mutilation You seen this?

Yep saw that the other day ago and agree with it. Well what I remember of it at least.