Ancient Egyptians Used to Masturbate into the Nile River...

[Hathaway]

This was both a cultural and religious practice.

Ancient Egyptians considered masturbation to be extremely important and many of them thought that when a God masturbates, it is some kind of…magic? Some even thought that the Nile river was created that way. Why the Nile river? Well, you have to look at the God Atum. Many thought that he created the Nile river by masturbating and the flow of the river represented the frequency of his ejaculations. That’s why the Pharaohs had to ceremonially masturbate into the Nile.

Masturbation is in our blood. Get that nut off in the name of Isis JBO brehs

 

[Unolove]

 

[ba'al]

This was both a cultural and religious practice.

Ancient Egyptians considered masturbation to be extremely important and many of them thought that when a God masturbates, it is some kind of…magic? Some even thought that the Nile river was created that way. Why the Nile river? Well, you have to look at the God Atum. Many thought that he created the Nile river by masturbating and the flow of the river represented the frequency of his ejaculations. That’s why the Pharaohs had to ceremonially masturbate into the Nile.

Masturbation is in our blood. Get that nut off in the name of Isis JBO brehs

 

[Hathaway]

The #JBOTakeover of TLR has begun.

If our forum isn't fixed then we're filled with dread.
We shall be horny in TLR instead.

 

[Black Mamba]

The #JBOTakeover of TLR has begun.

If our forum isn't fixed then we're filled with dread.
We shall be horny in TLR instead.

I knew it when I saw the title it was finna be some jbo get back shyt

 

[Chrishaune]

Paganism does not surprise me.

 

[ba'al]

The #JBOTakeover of TLR has begun.

If our forum isn't fixed then we're filled with dread.
We shall be horny in TLR instead.

You JBO brehs aint taking nothing over.

 

[Nabs]

No Nile November?

 

[maxamusa]

more righteous then a damn kleenex

 

[Sauce Mane]

 

[Hathaway]

You JBO brehs aint taking nothing over.

Is this a declaration of war?

 

[Hathaway]

Gotta keep them arms strong.

Without JBO, I'm willing to kill.
I'll pump and pump till my arms are like steel.

 

[Sbp]

And people think decadence and degeneracy are a modern phenomenon. Nah people have ALWAYS been on some extra wild shyt in every civilization. It just has it's ebbs and flows.

 

[Mike809]

Every river on earth has nut.

 

[Yehuda]

Pause but where's the source of this information