Annoying things about being muscular

[semtex]

-coworkers touching/squeezing your arms (old dudes)

- coworkers always wanting to arm wrestle or see you arm wrestle someone else

- "how much you bench?" -person who doesn't know what a deadlift is

- being a faq magnet

Add on

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Not being muscular enough for the chicks who like real swole dudes, but being too muscular for the girls who like the dad bod.

 

[Brosef]

Finding shirts + suits that fit

Salespeople unanimously saying I need to go custom made at this point

 

[Jesus]

Insecure nikkas making comments on me being the big/tough guy.

When I play pick-up bball...I'm alway referred to "big man"...in general being referred to as "big man" by random nikkas working cashier etc.

nikkas picking fights in bars/clubs...then falling back.

Being asked to help carry heavy shyt...

Constant stares if I wear anything that fits....

The inability to sleep on your side because your shoulders are too big now.

 

[Jesus]

Your penis not looking impressive because your quads are big.

 

[Software]

Leg holes for underwear are always too small
Taking off a tshirt takes a full 30 seconds
People are more afraid to talk to you
Old white women givin you the
Lil kids assume you are you are ur lil cousins daddy when you are only 20
Fat chicks on some
Women too intimidated to talk to you first
Walk into any place and feel people stare
Sometimes forget how big you are and feel like you are regular sized
People asking you to train them
People asking you for fitness advice then ignore it
If in college people asking if you play a sport
People asking for piggyback rides

 

[The ADD]

Better than the other side

 

[semtex]

Leg holes for underwear are always too small
Taking off a tshirt takes a full 30 seconds
People are more afraid to talk to you
Old white women givin you the
Lil kids assume you are you are ur lil cousins daddy when you are only 20
Fat chicks on some
Women too intimidated to talk to you first
Walk into any place and feel people stare
Sometimes forget how big you are and feel like you are regular sized
People asking you to train them
People asking you for fitness advice then ignore it
If in college people asking if you play a sport
People asking for piggyback rides

I experience all this. Too real.

 

[semtex]

Insecure nikkas making comments on me being the big/tough guy.

When I play pick-up bball...I'm alway referred to "big man"...in general being referred to as "big man" by random nikkas working cashier etc.

nikkas picking fights in bars/clubs...then falling back.

Being asked to help carry heavy shyt...

Constant stares if I wear anything that fits....

The inability to sleep on your side because your shoulders are too big now.

I experience all this except the fight starting I looked crazy as hell long before I got muscular. Very unapproachable face

 

[puppetmaster]

Walk into any place and feel people stare
Sometimes forget how big you are and feel like you are regular size

Preach. Especially if your personally doesn't "match your look"

I often forget that a cat my size can be intimidating because I've always been kind of a goof ball at times

(had to learn to try to be funny at least early since I'm the youngest and smallest of 4 boys)

 

[rogue_riezo]

Quoted from another thread:

Muscle hate is real AF. This weekend I had a get together at my house and a swole short dude pitched with mutual friends. I didn't know who dude was until the next day when my friends were talking about how it's all good to lift weights now, but when he's older he's going to look like shyt and get over weight etc. Slinging a whole mess of shyt when the dude is noticeably absent. This coming from a group of that have long since stopped giving 2 fukks about themselves. When I questioned them about their way's they started calling me gay .

Hating ass fukkers man smh.

 

[semtex]

Quoted from another thread:

Cats kill me with that like someone who's spent the last 20 years of their life lifting is gonna look the same as someone who hasn't touched a weight just because.

 

[analog]

Better than the other side

word

Imma have these problems too... one day

 

[Kal El]

-Having to overcome the meathead stereotype that most people place on you before you ever open your mouth

-Chicks thinkin they got the green light to grab my ass in clubs/bars....but if it were the other way around I'd be catching sexual assault charges

 

[semtex]

-Having to overcome the meathead stereotype that most people place on you before you ever open your mouth

-Chicks thinkin they got the green light to grab my ass in clubs/bars....but if it were the other way around I'd be catching sexual assault charges

People seem to forget that there's a human under the muscley exterior