I bought p*ssy twice off that hoe right after I got back from Afghanistan

The first bih was bad as fukk
She asked me why I needed to buy p*ssy since I was so handsome
I told her I just got home and got no roster
2nd bih
Catfished me with pics
But she was finer than the pics she used to catfish
Just not as cute
She then asked me out on a date to the House of Blues


The first bih was bad as fukk
She asked me why I needed to buy p*ssy since I was so handsome
I told her I just got home and got no roster
2nd bih
Catfished me with pics
But she was finer than the pics she used to catfish
Just not as cute
She then asked me out on a date to the House of Blues




